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Postby Goddessmisca on Sun May 07, 2006 11:02 pm

Igod wants MISCA PORN!!!
Me:
what kind of porn do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
Me:
with goats?
God:
You and your goats.
Me:
really...
God:
For real.
Me:
well uh, we should hook something up
God:
Well that's okay. Yeah that's right. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:but if you like porn with my and my goats, then I have to provide it
God:
I think I do.
Me:
so let me provide
God:
Aha. Go ahead, , try to provide.
Me:
so how much you gonna offer?
God:
It's all good. More than you might think.
Me:
no I think I need a number, we ARE talking goats
God:
Are you serious? Why? Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
um...yes I'm serious and I'd get the money from the buyer, in this case YOU
God:
That's alright. I see. I believe you. What would make you get the money from the buyer in this case me?
Me:
cause you want the me and goat porn!!
God:
That makes sense to me. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
you said you wanted it!!
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
wack off
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
no porn for you
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ookay.


So god likes dresses and Misca porn. This says alot!
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Postby Honor on Mon May 08, 2006 12:29 am

Goddessmisca wrote:So god likes dresses and Misca porn. This says alot!


Well... Of course she likes dresses. You can't expect her to dress like a man all the time. It's similarly predictable she'd like Misca-porn, but let's not downplay the importance of the goats in all this. I mean, why do you think she wanted all those "sacrifices" back in the day? I'd be wary of appearing in any dietic necro-goat porn.
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Postby Aeridus on Mon May 08, 2006 12:36 pm

XD

Mmm... Misca and goats...
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Postby Goddessmisca on Mon May 08, 2006 4:56 pm

Honor wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote:So god likes dresses and Misca porn. This says alot!


Well... Of course she likes dresses. You can't expect her to dress like a man all the time. It's similarly predictable she'd like Misca-porn, but let's not downplay the importance of the goats in all this. I mean, why do you think she wanted all those "sacrifices" back in the day? I'd be wary of appearing in any dietic necro-goat porn.


As I suggested to igod, for the right price. For for something like that the number would have to be REALLY big. And paying off my student loans wouldn't be big enough.
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Postby Aeridus on Mon May 08, 2006 7:58 pm

Oh, so you want a mansion with a bunch of cabana boys attending to your every whim? ;)
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Postby Goddessmisca on Tue May 09, 2006 3:07 pm

aeridus wrote:Oh, so you want a mansion with a bunch of cabana boys attending to your every whim? ;)

naah just enough to pay my laons, be able to get by if not comfortable for life shouold I not be able to find work and hopefully start college accoounts for whatever kids I may have.
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Postby RantinAn on Thu May 25, 2006 4:43 am

With the n00b train a hauling in to town....
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Postby Mangaddict on Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:46 pm

Yay! I've finally been scarred (mildly scarred but scarred nonetheless)! I've been wandering through this forum for a day or two and wondering when I'll find something bizarre and scary. I'm so happy.
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Postby WangyJohn on Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:01 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:and hopefully start college accoounts for whatever kids I may have.


You think Satyrs will do well in college? Who knows.
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Postby Goddessmisca on Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:26 pm

WangyJohn wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote:and hopefully start college accoounts for whatever kids I may have.


You think Satyrs will do well in college? Who knows.


you are a BAD MAN
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
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Postby Kite-san on Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:49 pm

All hail the Ichor-god Bel-Shamharoth, sender of that number between seven and nine that we'd really rather not say, for through the power of the necrotellicomnicon, robo-chan lives still!
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Postby Aeridus on Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:48 am

Hooray!

*flirts with robo-goddess some more*
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Postby RantinAn on Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:25 pm

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Postby Swordsman3003 on Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:34 pm

You are made of win and god. I love it when you do this.
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Postby Spiral Zer0 on Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:52 pm

I think it's safe to say that I am undoubtedly *and finally* ghastly elite from seeing this.

gj robo bot gj, anyone know where I can get her code? I'm horny as fuck for some reason.
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Postby BriHahn on Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:10 am

I just wanna be one of the ones who bumps this.

*runs off, giggling*
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Postby RantinAn on Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:56 pm

BriHahn wrote:I just wanna be one of the ones who bumps this.

*runs off, giggling*

Poaching my territory.. spankings time!
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Postby Linkara on Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:59 pm

RantinAn wrote:
BriHahn wrote:I just wanna be one of the ones who bumps this.

*runs off, giggling*

Poaching my territory.. spankings time!


<.<

>.>

*Bumps the thread and remains exactly where he is.*

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Postby Lulujayne on Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:52 am

I love it when this old chestnut of a thread re-surfaces now and again - the poor love-struck fool always gives me a giggle :)
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Postby BriHahn on Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:58 pm

Haven't had a chance to read; shall this weekend. Starting new job and dealing with major head congestion.

Waitaminute, did someone say spankings? *comes to a screeching halt and books it back to wherever the spankings are*
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