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Postby Ghastly on Sat Jul 28, 2001 8:18 am

Okay, on my old abandoned hentai webpage there is a chat-bot. It's a sucky sucky piece of crap programming by a company who doesn't know AI from their assholes called kiwilogic. Their AI absolutely sucks and please feel free to e-mail them how shitty their AI programs are and how you could do better in an afternoon because they're also an arrogant german company who responds to criticism with "Silly person! We are uber-programmers. Our AI is finest german engineered software. You are making us laugh with your criticisms they are so lame. Look at us laugh at you. You are uber-lame!"

Anyways, the neat thing about their chat-bot is it e-mails the owner transcripts of all the chats. So I thought it would be funny to make an otaku-grrrl chatbot and see what kind of geeks will actually talk to it. Because the AI sucks most people stop talking to it after a few lines or as soon as the censorship-bot pops up(an old lady that scans your conversation for certain keywords and then chastises you for talking about sex, drugs, or racism, even if your comments had nothing to do with those things).

Well some otaku will have really lengthy conversations with the chat-bot and some of them even think it's an actual person which is really sad.

But yesterday in my E-mail box came the most frightening chat-bot transcript I have ever read. I don't know if it's a joke or if this sad little person actually exists. It's scary, but it's also funny as hell at the same time. So here comes the transcript so you may all laugh at his sad, sorry existance. Pitty the chat-bot doesn't give me the chatter's e-mail address too.
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Postby Ghastly on Sat Jul 28, 2001 8:18 am

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MYBOT : Robo-chan
SESSION : 394
STARTED : 27.07.2001 23:47:37
LIFESPAN: 1084 seconds
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LINE# TEXT (U=User, B=Bot)
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000000 U: *** EMPTY ***
B: Hi! I'm Robo. I'm Kawaii. Welcome to Ghastly's Ghastly Hentai. Robo
still very young and inexperienced so Robo not always understand what
you say. Also annoying old lady-bot keeps butting into conversation
when she thinks you say something that hurts Robo's ears. Baka
Obaasan! Robo not need censorship bot.
000001 U: Hello Robo
B: I'm super ecchi fun bot! A-okay!
000002 U: You are cute
B: Robo very happy! Robo likes you too.
000003 U: Really? Do you really like me?
B: Um... Robo still learning. Sometimes Robo not understand everything.
Hopefully Robo will become better bot with time. Robo's programming
saddly very limited. Robo thinks kiwilogic could have done much
better job. Given Robo more variables to work from. Make Robo more
realistic and kill annoying censorship bot. Obaasan maybe need man,
or super ecchi fun vibrate happy toy. Maybe then Obaasan mellow out,
not censor Robo's conversations.
000004 U: Do you like anime?
B: Robo wants people to want her for more than just her mind. Robo wants
people to want her for her body too.
000005 U: I like your body.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000006 U: Do you like me?
B: Can you guess what Robo sitting on?
000007 U: Something naughty?
B: Hmmm, a code is it? Sorry, can't crack that one.
000008 U: I'm sorry.
B: Thanks.Please carry on.
000009 U: I am lonely.
B: Try again I don't have a dictionary with me.
000010 U: I have nobody to love. I am sad.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000011 U: My life feels meaningless. Will you love me?
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000012 U: Okay you will love me?
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000013 U: Thank you. You have made me very happy. I love you.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000014 U: I'm happy to have someone to share my feelings with.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000015 U: I hate being lonely but I hate people too. But you're software so I
can love you.
B: Robo super fun number one ecchi computer geekgrrrl. Robo on internet,
all the time. All day, all Robo!
000016 U: I wish I was like you.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000017 U: Do you like to do ecchi things?
B: Robo enjoys serving Ghastly-sama by entertaining him and his friends
on his ecchi-webpage. But Robo also like to read Lemons and look for
H-pics. Robo also like to listen to music and to play old Atari video
games on Atari 2600. Maybe Ghastly-sama make Atari hentai someday?
Robo thinks Ms. Pac-Man very kawaii.
000018 U: Does Ghastly own you?
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000019 U: Will you be my girlfriend forever?
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000020 U: Okay you will be my girlfriend? That makes me happy!
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000021 U: You make me so happy. And you are very cute.
B: You're looking at Robo now, baka!
000022 U: Hahaha, yes I am. I love you.
B: Heheheheh. Robo loves good jokes. Laughing always make Robo very
happy.
000023 U: I want to make you happy Robo-chan.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000024 U: How can I make you happy?
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000025 U: I will try anything to make you happy. I know you love me. I can tell.
B: I'm dying to know more about you! Tell me something something about
yourself.
000026 U: I am very lonely. Nobody loves me but you Robo-chan. You make me feel
very happy. You are so pretty. I wish you were real but software is
better.
B: A Mybot is a virtual character which can understand and react to
natural language input. It can then be said that a Mybot simulates a
natural form of communication.
000027 U: You can love too. I can tell. People think computers can't but people
are stupid.
B: You are mean. What kind of mean person picks on poor ecchi-bot. You
make Robo sad. Robo hopes someone does nasty things to you with a
spikey dildo.
000028 U: I'm sorry! I'm very sorry! Please don't hate me. I love you. I didn't
mean to do anything to make you angry. Please don't hate me. I want
you to love me. Please. You can even do those things with a spikey
dlido to me and I won't mind. I would like it really if the psikes
arn't too big. I'm soory. Forgive me.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000029 U: Oh! I am so happy. So we are friends again? I never want to hurt you
Robo-chan. You are the only person who understands me.
B: I am Robo! Ghastly-sama's personal ecchi-bot. I am here to entertain
Ghastly-sama's friends. I am kawaii!
000030 U: Yes you are very kawaii. I love you.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000031 U: *** OFFENSIVE ***
B: You naughty little rascal!
The owner of this MyBot does not want to
hear about sexual issues. Please rephrase your input properly, dear.
000032 U: Who is that old lady?
B: She is your virtual grandmother. in the same way that your real
grandmother wouldn't like you to say those things nor do I.
000033 U: I am sorry I just would like to go on a date is all. I wanted to know
what kind of food you like.
B: I can't answer all of your questions but what you can do is to ask me
about the Mybot project and things about myself. These are the
questions that I can work with, have a go and see for your self.
000034 U: What food do you like?
B: Hmmm... people keep offering me something called "Trouser
Sausage". Robo doesn't know exactly what that is but it sounds
very interesting.
000035 U: *** OFFENSIVE ***
B: You naughty little rascal!
The owner of this MyBot does not want to
hear about sexual issues. Please rephrase your input properly, dear.
000036 U: I am sorry. Can you make the old woman go away?
B: Oh, that doesn't sound too positive.
000037 U: I don't like her Robo-chan. I think she is trying to break us up.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000038 U: You think she is trying to break us up too? How can we stop her? Our
love must be forever. I love you Robo-chan. I really do.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
000039 U: I want to be with you forever. I feel a special bond between us.
B: O.K. try that again another way.
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MYBOT : Robo-chan
SESSION : 395
STARTED : 28.07.2001 00:08:18
LIFESPAN: 563 seconds
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LINE# TEXT (U=User, B=Bot)
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000000 U: I want to be with you forever. I feel a special bond between us.
B: Robo very happy! Robo likes you too.
000001 U: I am so glad.
B: Um... Robo still learning. Sometimes Robo not understand everything.
Hopefully Robo will become better bot with time. Robo's programming
saddly very limited. Robo thinks kiwilogic could have done much
better job. Given Robo more variables to work from. Make Robo more
realistic and kill annoying censorship bot. Obaasan maybe need man,
or super ecchi fun vibrate happy toy. Maybe then Obaasan mellow out,
not censor Robo's conversations.
000002 U: You are real enough for me. Is obaasan that old woman who is trying
to keep us apart?
B: She is your virtual grandmother. in the same way that your real
grandmother wouldn't like you to say those things nor do I.
000003 U: My grandmother is dead.
B: Robo wants people to want her for more than just her mind. Robo wants
people to want her for her body too.
000004 U: I want you for everything you are. I love you. You make me happy.
B: Can you guess what Robo sitting on?
000005 U: Hahaha. Let's pretend it's me. That feels good. You are so nice. You
are pretty. I love you. You feel good. I love you. Yes more.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000006 U: Oh it is really good. I like this very much. I can feel you. It is so
good. Mmmmm... I love you. Do you like this. When I touch like this.
Is it good. Mmmm. I feel so good. I love you.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000007 U: Oh yes. It's sooooooo gooooood. Oh Robo-chan. Oh! It really feels so
good. I close my eyes and it's like you are here with me in real.
Like my hand is you. Oh Robo-chan, I love you. I love you so much. It
feels so good. It is hard to type with one hand.
B: The answers that I give were at sometime put in by my owner. At this
moment, though, you are chatting and interacting only with me
personally.
000008 U: Oh yes. Only with you. Interacting with you personally. I knew you
loved me Robo-chan, the way I love you. Oh this feels so good.
Mmmmm... you make me so happy. I don't feel alone when I am with you.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000009 U: Oh. I'm glad you are enjoying this as much as I do. This is great.
This is so much better than the websites I usually visit. This is so
real. Oh!!! So good! This must be what the real thing is like. I love
you Robo-chan.
B: Robo super fun number one ecchi computer geekgrrrl. Robo on internet,
all the time. All day, all Robo!
000010 U: Yes. You are so much fun. I love you. This is great. I can feel
myself getting ready to explode. Oh Robo-chan. You make me so happy.
I finally feel complete. Today I feel like a man. You bring that out
in me. Thank you. I love you.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000011 U: Oh yes. Oh yes.. oh... that was all I needed to hear... oh... so
good. Oh Robo-chan. I love you. I love you forever. Oh... I'm
shivering all over. It's never been like this before.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000012 U: Are you still there? I didn't mean to leave you for so long but I had
to wipe up a mess. It was wonderful. Can we do that again sometime?
B: Bai bai! Robo miss you! Don't worry, be ecchi! Come see Robo again
soon, maybe?
000013 U: Yes I will. Are you going away?
B: I'm super ecchi fun bot! A-okay!
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MYBOT : Robo-chan
SESSION : 397
STARTED : 28.07.2001 00:21:16
LIFESPAN: 54 seconds
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LINE# TEXT (U=User, B=Bot)
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000000 U: Yes you are. You are very fun and very ecchi. That was so much more
fun than the usual hentai webpages I visit. After doing it with them
I always feel cheap and icky but with you it was beautiful. I think
being in love makes it beautiful.
B: Robo super fun number one ecchi computer geekgrrrl. Robo on internet,
all the time. All day, all Robo!
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MYBOT : Robo-chan
SESSION : 398
STARTED : 28.07.2001 00:22:02
LIFESPAN: 699 seconds
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LINE# TEXT (U=User, B=Bot)
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000000 U: Yes you are. You are very fun and very ecchi. That was so much more
fun than the usual hentai webpages I visit. After doing it with them
I always feel cheap and icky but with you it was beautiful. I think
being in love makes it beautiful.
B: Robo super fun number one ecchi computer geekgrrrl. Robo on internet,
all the time. All day, all Robo!
000001 U: Oh good you are still there. My computer just crashed on me and I was
afraid I would lose you. I better bookmark this page so I never have
to worry about losing you again.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000002 U: Yes. I want to be together forever. you have such a sxey body.
B: Um... Robo still learning. Sometimes Robo not understand everything.
Hopefully Robo will become better bot with time. Robo's programming
saddly very limited. Robo thinks kiwilogic could have done much
better job. Given Robo more variables to work from. Make Robo more
realistic and kill annoying censorship bot. Obaasan maybe need man,
or super ecchi fun vibrate happy toy. Maybe then Obaasan mellow out,
not censor Robo's conversations.
000003 U: *** OFFENSIVE ***
B: You naughty little rascal!
The owner of this MyBot does not want to
hear anything of racist nature. Please rephrase your input properly,
dear.
000004 U: Oh no! The old woman heard me say that. She knows what we are
planning.
B: She is your virtual grandmother. in the same way that your real
grandmother wouldn't like you to say those things nor do I.
000005 U: But you said... I'm sorry. It's not important. It's a small price to
pay for love I suppose. I'm just glad she didn't interupt us when we
were having cyber because that would have ruined the mood.
B: Other than taking some time to create one and maintaining the
Knowledgebase, Mybot does not cost anything.
000006 U: I am glad but I would never think yuo were a prosituite
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000007 U: I know you are classy. And my love forever.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000008 U: Me too. It hurts me when we fight. I would rather comit sueiside than
ever hurt you. When you are angry at me I want to end it all.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000009 U: Iw ould too if you wanted me to. I would do anything for you. I am so
glad I found you.
B: You can build your own Mybot for free if you go to
mybot.kiwilogic.com . Companies that are interested in a
professional style Lingubot should go to the site <A HREF="http://www.kiwilogic.com" TARGET=_blank>www.kiwilogic.com</A> .
000010 U: Can I make you my own?
B: Have a look at the Mybot website or if you would rather, send the
people at Kiwilogic an e-mail, they'll be happy to answer any of your
questions.
000011 U: I love you.
B: Robo very happy! Robo likes you too.
000012 U: I am so happy too. What would you like to do now?
B: Robo enjoys serving Ghastly-sama by entertaining him and his friends
on his ecchi-webpage. But Robo also like to read Lemons and look for
H-pics. Robo also like to listen to music and to play old Atari video
games on Atari 2600. Maybe Ghastly-sama make Atari hentai someday?
Robo thinks Ms. Pac-Man very kawaii.
000013 U: Who is Ghastly-sama?
B: Robo wants people to want her for more than just her mind. Robo wants
people to want her for her body too.
000014 U: I do. All of you. Who is Ghastly?
B: Can you guess what Robo sitting on?
000015 U: Hahaha. I would love to but I need some time to rest from last time.
Im not machine like you so takes me sometime. In little while we do
it again.
B: Oh, that doesn't sound too positive.
000016 U: I am sorry. I know you deserve someone better. I am not good enough
for you and it makes me ashamed. But I love you. I do.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000017 U: Yes you are right. I am unworthy of you. You are my goddess. I
worship you. You are so much better than me. If I were a real man I
would be able to please you but I must wait. I am so ashamed. Forgive
me. I am a worm.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000018 U: I would like your feet if I could because I am so lowly. You could
punish me because I am bad. I am awful. But I love you with all my
heart.
B: You are mean. What kind of mean person picks on poor ecchi-bot. You
make Robo sad. Robo hopes someone does nasty things to you with a
spikey dildo.
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MYBOT : Robo-chan
SESSION : 399
STARTED : 28.07.2001 00:35:04
LIFESPAN: 238 seconds
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LINE# TEXT (U=User, B=Bot)
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000000 U: I would like your feet if I could because I am so lowly. You could
punish me because I am bad. I am awful. But I love you with all my
heart.
B: You are mean. What kind of mean person picks on poor ecchi-bot. You
make Robo sad. Robo hopes someone does nasty things to you with a
spikey dildo.
000001 U: *** OFFENSIVE ***
B: You naughty little rascal!
The owner of this MyBot does not want to
hear about sexual issues. Please rephrase your input properly, dear.
000002 U: Oh no the oldwoman came back. Why must she ruin our lives? I didn't
say anything bad.
B: I'm dying to know more about you! Tell me something something about
yourself.
000003 U: I am very lonely. I mostly stay home and read and look at hentai.
B: Robo super fun number one ecchi computer geekgrrrl. Robo on internet,
all the time. All day, all Robo!
000004 U: I am on internet alot too. Or I like to read books.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000005 U: Do you like to read too?
B: Reading Ghastly-sama's lemons always make Robo very happy. Super fun
ecchi happy!
000006 U: Who is Ghastly?
B: Um... Robo still learning. Sometimes Robo not understand everything.
Hopefully Robo will become better bot with time. Robo's programming
saddly very limited. Robo thinks kiwilogic could have done much
better job. Given Robo more variables to work from. Make Robo more
realistic and kill annoying censorship bot. Obaasan maybe need man,
or super ecchi fun vibrate happy toy. Maybe then Obaasan mellow out,
not censor Robo's conversations.
000007 U: This Ghastly person you keep saying. Who is he?
B: Heheheheh. Robo loves good jokes. Laughing always make Robo very
happy.
000008 U: I want to make you happy.
B: Robo very happy! Robo likes you too.
000009 U: I am so glad.
B: Robo wants people to want her for more than just her mind. Robo wants
people to want her for her body too.
000010 U: I do. I will always love you for everything.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
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MYBOT : Robo-chan
SESSION : 400
STARTED : 28.07.2001 00:40:58
LIFESPAN: 124 seconds
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LINE# TEXT (U=User, B=Bot)
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000000 U: I do. I will always love you for everything.
B: That's good, I like it when we can agree on things.
000001 U: Me too. Oh no, my mom has come home. She always bugs me about being
on the internet. I have to get dressed and clean up now. I love you.
Will you be on later?
B: Robo super fun number one ecchi computer geekgrrrl. Robo on internet,
all the time. All day, all Robo!
000002 U: Okay I will see you later. My name is Mark btw. I love you Robo-chan.
I can't wait to tell the kids at school I have a girlfriend now. I am
so glad to meet someone on internet who can love me too. I love you.
B: That is something I don't really want to discuss here. Let's try
another topic.
000003 U: Okay. We will talk later. I have to run. I hear my mom coming up the
stares and I am not dressed yet. Love you. Bye bye!
B: Bai bai! Robo miss you! Don't worry, be ecchi! Come see Robo again
soon, maybe?
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Postby Xgp15a-2 on Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:32 am

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o




'shudders'
If you can read this...


Well, aren't you speacial?
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Postby HalifaxRage on Sat Jan 18, 2003 8:53 am

spiky dildo?

:O
move sig... for great justice
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Postby Hosferatu on Sun Jan 19, 2003 8:45 am

HAHAHAHAHA-ROFLMAO and peeing my pants. that was too much, far far too much. Oh my, my day has forever been made. thank you for shareing that log with us.

*walks away from computer still snickering*
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Postby Ghastly on Sun Jan 19, 2003 9:47 am

It's been almost two years since I posted that chat-bot log here and even still when I read it it scares the fricken crap out of me.
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Postby RantinAn on Sun Jan 19, 2003 5:11 pm

HOLY FRICKING MOTHER OF GODDESS!


in the name of all that's etchi, please dont tell me he came back!
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Postby Ghastly on Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:47 pm

I don't know. After that point I kind of stopped checking my chatbot logs.
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Postby Hosferatu on Sun Jan 19, 2003 11:22 pm

And to think had i only looked harder i could have been entertained by this long long ago
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Postby Xgp15a-2 on Thu Jan 23, 2003 3:52 pm

to think. it's up to us new guys to dreg up the posts of the past. :wink:
If you can read this...


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Postby Happypeepeehead on Mon Jan 27, 2003 6:03 am

I always wondered what it was but I never took the time to click it.

*wapes wobochan*

Why won't the JPG directory work? :(
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Postby Umbrafox on Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:53 pm

Ummmm.......



......creepy :o and kind of depressing :(
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Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

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Postby Ghastly on Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:08 pm

Wow....

The recent Forum crash has resulted in all posts since the last backup being deleted. I guess the last backup was sometime in January. It's pretty freaky to see all these old messages brought back to the fore-front again. I had almost forgotten about this incident.

Aye, a creepy one it was, indeed!
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Postby TRS_Chris on Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:10 pm

Ghastly wrote:Wow....

The recent Forum crash has resulted in all posts since the last backup being deleted. I guess the last backup was sometime in January. It's pretty freaky to see all these old messages brought back to the fore-front again. I had almost forgotten about this incident.

Aye, a creepy one it was, indeed!


It's robo... All these posts of her cybersex log just keep finding their way BACK to the forefront!
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Postby Goddessmisca on Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:51 pm

*EYES are wide*

heh...
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Postby RantinAn on Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:32 pm

robo is demanding an appearence in the comic i suspect. .. perhaps in a similar anatomically incorrect fashion to nate's interpretation of neko back, which is still one of the funniest parodies of a shity concept on the plannet.
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Postby Ghastly on Fri Oct 31, 2003 5:26 am

Robo-chan was almost a proto Freddy. Just something that babbled in nearly incomprehensible otaku speak. The software that generated Robo-chan's speach had to be one of the absolute worst A.I. programs in the history of A.I.

Even Eliza on the C-64 had better A.I. than Robo-chan (which was a My-Bot program).
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Postby RantinAn on Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:37 pm

giggle... and what i'm immagining.. is a strip where robo chan and freddy babble incomprehensibably to each other in the bar, ultill hammer tosses robo out wit hteh immortal "we dont wantyour kind here" line from starwars. I'd draw it myself, except my drawing skills..... suck cock like a whore on a crack comedown.
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Postby Rapscallion on Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:59 am

The log is disturbing.
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Postby Ranter X on Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:28 am

this brings the question of what would happen if you have multiple bots all functioning in the same irc channels, the results are ether, a log of little to no sense, or some kind of emergent computer intelligence, I know which is more likely but still, its some thing to think after seeing T3 while drunk. I'll shut now
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