the sexy thread

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:20 am

Yeah, Hazel is more of the stereotypical maid.

I can understand calling on someone once a week to vacuum the house, but paying some stranger to live with you and clean house for you is a bit more of an expensive thing to do.

My parents and their parents never used maids, they made their children do many of the chores.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:13 am

also, professionals clean well.... very well

everything is all shiny when they leave

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:16 am

You sir, have given me an erection.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:17 am

swordsman3003 wrote:You sir, have given me an erection.

you're welcome

Katrina Mishow · Post by **Katrina Mishow** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:25 am

swordsman3003 wrote:You sir, have given me an erection.

Haha.. Swordy.. Doesn't almost anything give yah an erection? <.<; You must be fun to go shopping with. Sees something that just slightly turns him on and his pants are tented already. <.< >.>

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:12 am

Hmmm ...

I wouldn't mind being a 24/7 maid in a frilly dress ^^

... though I probably would mind after only a few hours ...

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:14 am

Katrina Mishow wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:You sir, have given me an erection.
Haha.. Swordy.. Doesn't almost anything give yah an erection? <.<; You must be fun to go shopping with. Sees something that just slightly turns him on and his pants are tented already. <.< >.>

That's actually a serious issue. I have found some interesting stratagies for dealing with that.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:23 am

Like fapping in public?

Or just get one of those special fanny packs with a hole cut inside the back. Extra room for the well-endowed male on the prowl.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:16 am

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to go to the beach, and I live in Florida.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:10 pm

EDIT: Wow, silly misclick of the topic button...

*hangs head in shame*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:24 pm

Well, it's not quite projectile.....but they do, don't they?

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:32 pm

Nightingale wrote:She looks like she can hit a target from 20 feet away, though.

I just glad there aren't anthropomorphic horses like that going around squeezing women's tits hard enough that they can squirt milk 20 feet

Pidgeot · Post by **Pidgeot** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:02 pm

Goddammit, why didn't anyone tell me there'd be Zero Suit Samus porn in this thread? I'd have returned sooner >.> <.<

(Seriously, I had my friend print out the Smash Bros. Brawl artwork of her - looks vaguely like this - on glossy paper just so I could hang it next to my bed. SO FREAKING HOT.)

As my way of saying "Here's a little something in return", I present to you my current wallpaper - Mia Fey (from the Phoenix Wright/Gyakuten Saiban series) in a very sexy outfit (from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice For All/Gyakuten Saiban 2):

The wallpaper is made by cutting her sprite out of a screenshot of the GBA version, hand-painting the top of her hair in Paint using my copy of the DS version as reference (since that didn't fit on the GBA display), vectorizing and scaling with Inkscape and finally adding text with Photoshop.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:43 pm

Okay, is it wrong that I totally want to be boned by those horses?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:46 pm

BriHahn wrote:Okay, is it wrong that I totally want to be boned by those horses?

Hey, if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:52 pm

Oh thank God... I've never been aroused by a horse before, but damn, them horses gots muscles in all the freakin' right places!

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:00 pm

BriHahn wrote:Oh thank God... I've never been aroused by a horse before, but damn, them horses gots muscles in all the freakin' right places!

you and me both.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:02 pm

Wilmo wrote:
BriHahn wrote:Oh thank God... I've never been aroused by a horse before, but damn, them horses gots muscles in all the freakin' right places!
you and me both.

Hey. I was both. You are "all of us."

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:04 pm

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:13 am

Lactating lost its appeal the very instant that I heard Barbara Cartland say she still regularly did so at age 93... Yuck yuck and more yuck!