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Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:49 pm

I say the reverse to this insecurity is to constantly say you have a small package. If it's true, you've built yourself up to believe it, if not, hell, you've exceeded your expectations.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:14 pm

That's my basic optimist/pessimist arena outlook on life, minus the specificity of endowment... Expect to fail, excpect life to suck, expect people to suck. That way, when they do, you're vindicated and correct, and when they don't you're pleasantly surprised.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:47 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:So many guys are insecure about their dick size....... a 'penis measuring contest'.
Are you insecure about your dick size, swordsman? And... can the guys on the board plleeeaassseee partcipate in a penis measuring contest?! Maybe I'm just creepy, but I love hearing about the sizes of guys cocks. Anyone? Anyone? *nudges all the guys*

Well I sure HATE to go first on this, but o well... 6 inches long 2 inches wide almost exactly, give or take 1/4 of an inch depending when I check ...God, its so "average" that its starting to really annoy me...

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:11 pm

HentaiCat wrote:...God, its so "average" that its starting to really annoy me...

Always glad to offer helpful suggestion:

You could split it longitudinally down to the base. Then it wouldn't be average any more.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:21 pm

You could split it longitudinally down to the base. Then it wouldn't be average any more.

Errr its annoy in the "Average is to small" kind of a way...

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:55 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Look! I have a new sig GIF!!

Actually, I'd like to refute that... the problem I'm looking at isn't really one of grammar, but one of spelling.

*wink*

Another excellent feature film, dude.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:19 am

swordsman3003 wrote:So many guys are insecure about their dick size.

Which is so far beside the point it's on another hemisphere.
The world's greatest lover would have a ten-inch tongue and be able to breathe through his ears.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:26 am

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:So many guys are insecure about their dick size....... a 'penis measuring contest'.
Are you insecure about your dick size, swordsman? And... can the guys on the board plleeeaassseee partcipate in a penis measuring contest?! Maybe I'm just creepy, but I love hearing about the sizes of guys cocks. Anyone? Anyone? *nudges all the guys*

might be because i am really a girl but i never stood and measured... but it kinda depends on how you measure too...

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:11 am

Honor wrote:
LindaH wrote:
MNsane wrote:nah, i'm watching them.... from behind the sights of a No.4 Mk.1 SMLE
eh ok not being a geek ;9 what the heck is a eh whatever....
I don't think "geek" as much as "Of course I have a big penis... Look at this automatic weapon I have!"

Honor, the No.4 Mk.1 SMLE is a BOLT ACTION, not an automatic weapon ...BIG difference

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:44 am

MNsane wrote:Honor, the No.4 Mk.1 SMLE is a BOLT ACTION, not an automatic weapon ...BIG difference

*cough*geek*cough*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:53 am

Honor wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:Look! I have a new sig GIF!!
Actually, I'd like to refute that... the problem I'm looking at isn't really one of grammar, but one of spelling.

*wink*

Another excellent feature film, dude.

Ah, curses! You never fail to catch us slipping up! (but see, it is a truism!)

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:13 am

LindaH wrote:
MNsane wrote:Honor, the No.4 Mk.1 SMLE is a BOLT ACTION, not an automatic weapon ...BIG difference
*cough*geek*cough*

wrong wrong wrong, that should be cough*GUN GEEK*cough

SpasticSage · Post by **SpasticSage** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:04 am

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Are you insecure about your dick size, swordsman?

He DOES call himself "swordsman".

Is there a freudian psychologist in the house?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:35 am

Wow....you guys sure do have a way of looking at things.

If you are wondering, I've used that SN since I was 12 and first got on the net, when I created my email (incidentally, swordsman3003@msn.com).

I'm still waiting for that pr0n before I whip out the ruler.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:01 pm

sword: just go to http://www.thehun.com or such and watch away

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:13 pm

Well, everyone is home right now, but I will check back later and update with the measurement.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:47 pm

HentaiCat wrote: Well I sure HATE to go first on this, but o well... 6 inches long 2 inches wide almost exactly, give or take 1/4 of an inch depending when I check ...God, its so "average" that its starting to really annoy me...

I thought average was like 4-5 inches? Really 6 inches isn't bad, borderline impressive. I give you a 9.8/10 for bravery for going first.

Swordsman! Try googling "porn" or "sex" or "hot naked greased up woman getting fucked in every orifice by 6 guys at once" or something along those lines... I'm sure you'll find something to tickle your pickle.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:50 pm

I wonder what the average actually is... some study's probably been done. Wonder if it varies by ethnicity...

Seeing other guys in porn makes me feel left out.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:56 pm

Indigo Violent wrote: The world's greatest lover would have a ten-inch tongue and be able to breathe through his ears.

Bree-Reep!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:32 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:
Honor wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:Look! I have a new sig GIF!!
Actually, I'd like to refute that... the problem I'm looking at isn't really one of grammar, but one of spelling.

*wink*

Another excellent feature film, dude.
Ah, curses! You never fail to catch us slipping up! (but see, it is a truism!)

I pretty much never correct on spelling or typos (though, if one's funny, I'll play with it.) because my spelling and typing are pretty bad. Grammar, I'll correct, though, because there's really no excuse for that. Useage, I'll speak up about, because I feel it's everybody's responsibility...

For instance... if you say "amazing conflagration" and I know you mean "itty bitty campfire" and I also know you're not kidding, and you think the two mean the same thing, then yeah. I have to mention it. I am almost constitutionally incapable of -not- mentioning it. And I think anyone who thinks "Well... I know what he means." and just lets it slide is guilty of helping to destroy the communication capability of the language.

Large and Huge and Collassal do not mean the same thing, and anyone who pretends they do is helping to nudge along the slow and undignified destruction of civilization.

That's my take. *wink*