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Would you have sex against your orientation for $50,000?

Yes
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42%
No
16
27%
I'm Bi therefore this question does not apply
18
31%
 
Total votes: 59

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*snuggles Honor and nibbles her ear* Missed you too, hon, sorry for the absence.

Right now, i'lltake what i can get. I'm hella horny.

I forget who said it, but i'm in need of a "good, deep dicking." even from a girl.

Well, if there's money being offered, i'll take it!

Naw, i don't need to run. Honor is fun!

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Moo Cow wrote:I forget who said it, but i'm in need of a "good, deep dicking." even from a girl.
That would be Banky from Chasing Amy.
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Actually, i heard it from somewhere else too...

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I get the impression if Moo ran it'd go like this:

MOO: Honor, I'm running! See? I'm running! Oops! I tripped! Whatever shall I do now?
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Ha, yes. The "Nanny Ogg" school of running away from boys. Quote: "Me, I used to just trip over the first ole tree root I could find."
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I would do it.

But I there is a slight chance that I would regret it later. Probebly not as I'm not am a regretting person. What is done is done and could not be any other way.

I really don't think anyone would offer me that much money for sex though.

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Ghastly wrote:I like to watch two girls try to make a baby together.

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Tha_Pig wrote:
Don't underestimate the capabilities of appropriately motivated (and possibly demented) scientists.
Well, science did reach a breakthrough a while back on the creation of a parthenote with two female mice.

It's only a matter of time actually.
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MaryxTyphus wrote:
Tha_Pig wrote:
Don't underestimate the capabilities of appropriately motivated (and possibly demented) scientists.
Well, science did reach a breakthrough a while back on the creation of a parthenote with two female mice.

It's only a matter of time actually.
Reminds me of a rather creepy story I once read. It involved women having taken over the world (don't kill me, ladies) and men being very much the underdogs of society. Probably the only place a man could walk tall was in the gay colonies. It ends with the women killing off all men (gay colonies bombed, groups of women 'having fun' stalking an older man with kitchen knives, et cetera) because they've found a way to create an endless supply of spermatozoa and can eliminate the Y-chromosome from the genepool.
Equality is good, role reversal ... Meh, won't pretend it wouldn't chafe. But exterminating a gender because you don't need it anymore, that's ... yes, that's creepy, to say the very least.
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Well, it could happen either way really. What if we invented a way to grow children sans uterous? (sp) What would happen then?

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It'd still be horrible and creepy. But the thing is not to learn to grow babies without a uterus, but how to get ovum without actual ovaries ...
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Actually, I was just reminded about Dune. Remeber when the secret Bene Tleilax tank thingies was let out? They used brain dead women to make clones, grow artificial spice, etc. etc.

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swordsman3003 wrote:Actually, I was just reminded about Dune. Remeber when the secret Bene Tleilax tank thingies was let out? They used brain dead women to make clones, grow artificial spice, etc. etc.
Nice of you to give away the plot of the last three books there Sword.
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swordsman3003 wrote:Well, it could happen either way really. What if we invented a way to grow children sans uterous? (sp) What would happen then?
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squidflakes wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:Actually, I was just reminded about Dune. Remeber when the secret Bene Tleilax tank thingies was let out? They used brain dead women to make clones, grow artificial spice, etc. etc.
Nice of you to give away the plot of the last three books there Sword.
Well, maybe I should have put /spoiler? Sorry, have you read the series yet?

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You'd have to get upwards of $750,000 American dollars to get me to seriously consider it.

Now if we're talking pounds.. I could do it for 1200 pounds...










1200 pounds of 100lb female asian sex slaves that is.

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swordsman3003 wrote:
squidflakes wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:Actually, I was just reminded about Dune. Remeber when the secret Bene Tleilax tank thingies was let out? They used brain dead women to make clones, grow artificial spice, etc. etc.
Nice of you to give away the plot of the last three books there Sword.
Well, maybe I should have put /spoiler? Sorry, have you read the series yet?
It's not that much of a spoiler, guys. It was useful info that helped the plot along, and may have changed some things -- but not the whole plot.
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Error of Logic wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:
squidflakes wrote: Nice of you to give away the plot of the last three books there Sword.
Well, maybe I should have put /spoiler? Sorry, have you read the series yet?
It's not that much of a spoiler, guys. It was useful info that helped the plot along, and may have changed some things -- but not the whole plot.
I guess I see that tidbit of info as being more pivotal to the plot than others do.

Sword, you can post what you want, but I think a spoiler tag would have been more polite.
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LeftTentacleGreen wrote:100lb female asian sex slaves...
What on earth would I do with approximately 2/3 of a woman?
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Eh, don't kid about that stuff. My mom weighed under 100 lbs. until she got pregnant the first time, and she ate well and was not anorexic.

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