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Ltc_insane wrote:i confess that i think your a bit to much of a badass to do the whole half-hearted suicide thing ;)
I think the closest thing to suicide I've ever attempted is getting really, really smashed on red bull and vodka with nick and daniel, and then going out to try and start fights with various sizes of Maoris.

This becomes suicidal when you consider that generaly, Maoris vary in size from extremely large to fucking massive, and quite a few will not shy away from a fight.
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Churba wrote: start fights with various sizes of Maoris.
I actually said "oooh boy, not good," out loud to my computer monitor when I read that part :D
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.

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I confess I'm down to about $9 in by checking account, and I've just hit my $250 minimum in my savings account.
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Churba wrote:
Ltc_insane wrote:i confess that i think your a bit to much of a badass to do the whole half-hearted suicide thing ;)
I think the closest thing to suicide I've ever attempted is getting really, really smashed on red bull and vodka with nick and daniel, and then going out to try and start fights with various sizes of Maoris.

This becomes suicidal when you consider that generaly, Maoris vary in size from extremely large to fucking massive, and quite a few will not shy away from a fight.
just remember dude it's only truely suicidal if you lose to them :P
"You know, I used to think it was awful that
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
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Ltc_insane wrote:just remember dude it's only truely suicidal if you lose to them :P
Somewhere in a box of photos back home, there's a photo of Daniel, Nick and I, propping each other up, looking back over our shoulders, covered in blood with injuries everywhere, giving the thumbs up. I wish I could find it and scan it.
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I confess that I'm reading "How To Really Talk About Books You Haven't Read".

I mean, I read it, it was shit.

"To Be Announced? Seen it, it was shit."
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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I confess that I just may get laid Friday nite and am slightly frightened of the fact. It's been 3 years. Is this normal?


also

MOO


that is all


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WangyJohn wrote:I confess that I'm reading "How To Really Talk About Books You Haven't Read".

I mean, I read it, it was shit.

"To Be Announced? Seen it, it was shit."
Pierre Bayard is a curious author. I want to read Greene's "The Third Man" (novel version) after skimming some chapters of Bayard's book.

Anyway, I love Graham Greene's work. (I was put off from reading him for a few years after my Religious Education teacher called him "the great Catholic novelist", but then I realised that he was a VERY unconventional Catholic who lead a wild sex life, supported contraception, drank massive amounts of vodka, and hated Pope John Paul II. Come to think of it, his characters don't do much except wander around, looking for alcohol.)
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Vedius Pollio wrote: Pierre Bayard is a curious author.
I interprety this that you confuse the book to be written by this Bayard. Well, it was someone else, i can't check now, because my teacher asked to borrow the book.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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I confess that Pekka Pohjola recorded some really nice fusion jazz.

Never heard any Finnish musicians before now. You guys have any recommendations? (I like fusion jazz, classical, techno, disco, and synthpop. As long as the synthpop is energetic enough to excercise to. Also, if Finland has ever produced its own Amy Winehouse, that would about make my day.)

VP

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Oh yeah, and I really really like psychedelic rock (especially Velvet Underground and Lee Hazlewood, though those two examples have nothing in common :-? )

Has Finland ever produced any good psychedelic stuff? Not sure if you're quite the person to ask, WangyJohn.
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I confess that I'm really high on chocolate now. My hands are a blur.
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Aeridus wrote:I confess that I'm really high on chocolate now. My hands are a blur.
Oh God. Take yourself to the hospital NOW!
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Haha, I was just exaggerating. The most that happens when I eat a lot of sugar/chocolate is that I get the shakes, and then I know to stop for a while. I'm hypoglycemic, so I have a tendency to crave sugar like crazy.
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Vedius Pollio wrote: Has Finland ever produced any good psychedelic stuff? Not sure if you're quite the person to ask, WangyJohn.
Kingston Wall and Wigwam might be worth checking out.

The Five Corners Quintet is great finnish Jazz.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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I confess I just misread that as "Klingon Wall."

I confess that I'm going to get a Master's degree, just to avoid the, ah, drought of employers who have anything I'd be halfway into (and have even more marketable skills from there). In the meantime, I have to get a "crappy placeholder" job. @.@
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I confess that egg salad sandwiches with just paprika and mayo are delicious, but very messy to eat with chewy bread.
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I'm a highly experienced, well trained bartender. I'm a godly Barista. I'm a very experienced flight attendant. I was a good painter, and I'm a decent mechanic, though I didn't finish my apprenticeship. The two job interviews I got offered today?

Self-serve sandwich bar guy, and entertainer(Firebreathing/firetwirling/comedy/acrobatics/magic)

I also got an offer from the BBC to go on a show and Tell my story about being over here, and then pretend to be a woman for a week to "see things from the other side"

WTF, England, WTF?
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I confess I have one of the jingles played regularly on Wal-Mart's TVs in the electronics section; I was there applying for temp work (they need someone to help with renovations and stuff).
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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On the upside, I might get paid to be a firebreather. Fuck yeah.


I'll have to shave my awesome beard, though.
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Churba wrote:I also got an offer from the BBC to go on a show and Tell my story about being over here, and then pretend to be a woman for a week to "see things from the other side"
I would totally go for that. :D
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