I confess

[WangyJohn]

I confess that Kiki's Delivery Service was beautiful.

[RevChris77]

I confess that I had a really good make-out session with a friend yesterday (with whom I'd never done that before). When I told my wife about it, she was ok with it, and said that the the friend and I could become "friends with benefits", but only so long as the wife gets to see STD tests that show the friend to be clean.

I also confess that at the time, I was amazed the conversation went that smoothly. In retrospect, one of the many reasons I love my wife.

[Aeridus]

I confess that I finished playing Mother 3 already, and it was fecking awesome.

And RevChris, I guess honesty really pays off when you're in the right kind of relationship.

[RevChris77]

RevChris, I guess honesty really pays off when you're in the right kind of relationship.

We had a talk shortly after we were married and decided that rather than say "Don't do it." we were going to use common sense, and if either of us did anything, we'd talk it over, see how we both felt about it and decide from there. Up until now, I was never in the right position with someone I liked and trusted enough to see how my wife was going to take it.

[WangyJohn]

I confess I just watched porn on mute while playing The Incredible Bongo Band's "Apache" and later the Grandmaster Flash Remix of it, and I cracked up when the drum beats seemed to synch with the action, horn parts with blowjobs, and in the remix, turntable scratching occationally was in synch with the woman rubbing her clit.

I've also watched tranny porn sped up with the War of the Worlds musical playing on the background, and later, gangsta rap. It was hilarious.

[Vedius Pollio]

I confess that I've spent so much time watching public service announcements, that I've had a nightmare.

It was a disturbing fusion between the worst horrors that the Ad Council could come up with, and characters from my own life:

Four Young Liberal girls, all of them high on crystal meth, started knocking on the door of my apartment. Eventually, the drug gave them superhuman strength and they permanently tore the door apart, grabbed me by my leg, and dragged me through the streets. Outside, I saw some cops and tried to get their attention, but my voice was too weak to say anything. Their boyfriends were outside, laughing at a Chinese restaurant.

Then, the meth-Liberals dragged me to the house of a dentist (I can't remember if he was a Jew or a Korean; I think he was a Jew). They trashed the dentist's house, and my two front teeth fell out.

[Lulujayne]

I would like to confess that things have been a bit stressful and draining lately, but I really would like the lovely Tentacow, Testiclease, Cryo, Raven and Platinko to know that I'm wishing them lots of glorious groping, and blargle. Lots of blargle and smiles.

*misses the meathook and apologizes*

[Xero]

I would like to confess that things have been a bit stressful and draining lately, but I really would like the lovely Tentacow, Testiclease, Cryo, Raven and Platinko to know that I'm wishing them lots of glorious groping, and blargle. Lots of blargle and smiles.

*misses the meathook and apologizes*

I confess I miss the lulu too
-hugs and hooks gently-

I also confess my new job starts monday at 9am
I woke up at 11 and didn't get out of bed untill 12 today...

[ManaUser]

I confess I feel like a hero... even though all I did was drag a dead possum from under the house.

[Churba]

I confess I want Lulu to be in Prague already, so she's easier to visit and vice versa. I have this awesome bar that I will take any ghastly-ite in Leeds to.

[Kittyboymuffin]

I confess that, probably because I didn't masturbate at all yesterday (my mom was visiting*), I apparently had a wet dream last night.

*Okay, it's like this ... every year, my town has a "Pumpkin Festival" where they try to break the Guiness record for "most pumpkins simultaneously on display in one place"; they've already done this multiple times, so that hasn't been a huge concern lately. My mom, who runs a women's chorus, had a performer's booth there, at which they sold apple turnovers (and spinach turnovers). However, people were buying them so fast that they couldn't bake them fast enough, so they had to borrow the use of my oven. I was all "oh, so the turnover rate was too high?"

[Aeridus]

I confess that I think Kitty is referring to Keene, NH. Partly because I was just there on Friday for my uncle's wake and they had 28,000 pumpkins they were putting up on display, most of them jack-o'-lanterns.

[Lulujayne]

KboyMuffin's last post is one of the reasons that makes me want to hug the interblargle and hope it never goes away.

[Xero]

I confess I'll not be ordering off tigerdirect for a long time to come
dispite hearing nothing but good things from them they give me a run around and want me to confirm that my address and paypal account are indeed mine
dispite the fact that they phoned both of my phonenumbers and got me, and the fact I told them what 3 items I ordered
and that the information I gave is confirmed by paypal
and now my money is still in limbo from the fuckers
their site keeps going down

more confessions are that I had a horrible day yesterday
but the night wasn't so bad

[WangyJohn]

I confess that I just finished my short story for creative writing, not thanks to the piece of shit computers in this classroom, they don't display all symbols right, like just there I had to do the ' with umlaut A, as the actual ' produces a \ etc.

[Aeridus]

I confess that there are a lot of valid arguments behind some conspiracy theories. I just finished listening to a 2 hour long radio interview of Jim Marrs, who blames everything on the Nazis, but very very well. His overall argument is that the whole world is turning into a set of corporate-owned governments, which is wholly believable, what with 5 companies owning just about all forms of media in the world.

[LeftTentacleGreen]

I confess I may be falling in love with a woman in the Seattle area who has Dominatrix tendencies in the bedroom.

I also confess that, despite my own Dominant tendencies, she may be special enough to be worth submitting to.

[Churba]

I confess that I have rejoined the first forum I was a regular poster in - to my surprise, my account was still alive. I haven't posted there in about two years, but I'm glad to be back.

[Prettydragoon]

I confess that I missed a golden opportunity to influence the image of Helsinki, Finland. You see, in September there was this contest to pick a marketing name for a section of historic downtown Helsinki that includes the block of City Hall. I wrote in "Urban Future Innovation Area". This was of course not one of the official proposals. But what I did not do is tell anybody to vote for it. Mainly because the whole contest was only in Finnish. I had a chuckle to myself and I promptly forgot all about it.

But now I remembered the contest again and went back to see how it went. It turned out that only 107 people had voted. And the winner got 24.30% of the votes. Or 26 people. So if I had told anybody about this contest and asked people to write-in "Urban Future Innovation Area", it wouldn't have taken much to do a good thing. I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender.

Oh well. Fark that. But now, a screenshot to remember this by.

[Lulujayne]

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Also, angry me is angry.