Random Questions...

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:37 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:...Mew Hamster...

...And with that, "New Hamstershire" falls to the number two spot on a rather specialized and esoteric list in my head.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:30 pm

Mother Nature has a sick sense of humour. Why do women get so horny at the one time of the month that they can't do much about it? That's just cruel.

*side note* after sleeping with one co-worker and having my boss grope and kiss me, i went to my other job on campus today and the guy two offices over who replaced my boss came to my office to ask for a kiss on the cheek and give me a neck massage. I clearly have to start wearing turtlenecks and working for women, this is ridiculous!

Jpnadia · Post by **Jpnadia** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:49 pm

You can do something about it. It might require extra cleanup, but at least it's something.

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:19 pm

I live in California. That's kind of like Europe.

Aside from Honor's very excellent suggestion, my B/C of choice is sterilization. I had TWO problems that led to 4 offspring and a delayed higher education. First problem was my sick, twisted, inexorable urge to procreate. Not have sex. Reproduce. Second problem was; allergy to latex. Which, when you think about it, is evolution in action. Yup. I'm the vanguard of the species - evolving a resistance to birth control. Humans with this trait will necessarily be statistically more likely to reproduce, and thus pass on the trait to offspring.

But seriously, folks. For women, statistically speaking, the most effective form of birth control known to humanity is: A College Degree. (not for an individual woman - women in general). Worldwide, in all countries, women with a College Degree have fewer children than women without - it's a more significant difference across the life of the woman, than use of any other technique (including sterilization - because most will not choose sterilization prior to having any kids).

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:31 am

MistressMaggie wrote:Mother Nature has a sick sense of humour. Why do women get so horny at the one time of the month that they can't do much about it? That's just cruel.

*side note* after sleeping with one co-worker and having my boss grope and kiss me, i went to my other job on campus today and the guy two offices over who replaced my boss came to my office to ask for a kiss on the cheek and give me a neck massage. I clearly have to start wearing turtlenecks and working for women, this is ridiculous!

I dunno, I hear some guys have a fetish about having sex with women who are on their period... must be bloodlust or something.

And damn girl, you gotta rein those pheremones in...

I guess all the recent hot hot sex has caused your body to unconsciously send signals to available males.

As for birth control, the only time I had sex with a girl I used condoms only. I don't even know if they were spermicide covered. The only male I've had sex with I didn't use anything at all, since I trust her and she's not highly sexually active with random multiple partners.

Leeloo · Post by **Leeloo** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:59 am

MistressMaggie wrote:*side note* after sleeping with one co-worker and having my boss grope and kiss me, i went to my other job on campus today and the guy two offices over who replaced my boss came to my office to ask for a kiss on the cheek and give me a neck massage. I clearly have to start wearing turtlenecks and working for women, this is ridiculous!

Wait, weren't you the one complaining about not getting any two weeks ago?

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:05 am

..well yeah...

but seriously.. I had no idea that "I'm moving away in two months" translated to "Get it while it's hot!" when intercepted by the male ear.

So i've got one guy I slept with, who for whatever reason won't sleep with me again.. his loss, I'd grown rather fond of his cock... My boss groping and kissing me, a co-worker no longer speaking to me after developing a crush on me and discovering I am not the innocent girl he thought I was, and a guy at my other job who hides in my office to hit on me and 'see what he can get away with'

...and for the last year, no one has expressed any interest in me at all! WTF?

Antharas · Post by **Antharas** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:05 pm

ever thing said guy who slept with you spread the word "she's willing!" which might have come off as "she willing... to do it with anyone" which might have come off as "go get her"

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:09 pm

...and for the last year, no one has expressed any interest in me at all!

We have, dear!

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:01 am

Antharas wrote:ever thing said guy who slept with you spread the word "she's willing!" which might have come off as "she willing... to do it with anyone" which might have come off as "go get her"

well I'm fairly sure he didn't make it to my other job...

and besides, if anyone at work knew I'd slept with him, they'd be teasing us mercilessly. It's just the way we do.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:02 am

Churba wrote:
...and for the last year, no one has expressed any interest in me at all!
We have, dear!

..I stand corrected!

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:11 pm

..I stand corrected!

Maggie Darling, When you're involved, there are parts of us that are often standing.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:02 pm

I just had a horrible day!

I got GROPED! In my office! by that guy at school who was hitting on me last week! I am furious!

I'm staying the hell away from men at least until I move to France, and I'm seriously considering looking into the legality of carrying mace while I'm there!

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:01 pm

A few calls to HR about sexual harassment (or the threat thereof) should help cool things off a bit.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:30 am

I'm considering going to campus police, because I don't have the time or energy to go to the real police, and I figure campus police will scare him off.

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:32 am

MistressMaggie wrote:I'm considering going to campus police, because I don't have the time or energy to go to the real police, and I figure campus police will scare him off.

that and the real police might grope you too.

Seriously, though. What the hell is wrong with people? Why do they always resort to such parasitic actions whenever their personal insecurities take over.

Name calling, belittlement, groping, harassment, or objectifying people as evil. Geez, we never do outgrow those childish behaviors, do we?

Maybe society really is just an illusion.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:34 pm

Why didn't you knee him in the balls?

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:07 pm

He was standing behind me. I did get a warning shot to his abdomen before ripping his hands off me and demanding he immediately leave.

what is it with me and chinese guys? I had to go to the |Human Rights Commission over my last chinese manager after he harassed me at work...

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:58 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:...a co-worker no longer speaking to me after developing a crush on me and discovering I am not the innocent girl he thought I was...

His loss. Innocence is overrated.

I'm also a mite shocked to hear about all this unwanted attention and even physical contact you've been receiving recently. I really thought the general populace had moved past such behavior. ...But then, I've shown time and time again that I don't know very much about the general populace.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:29 pm

I've never been groped when I didn't want it, but I did once have a creepy truck driver keep stalking me and a friend of mine on the highway for a while. He kept changing lanes and slowing down in front of us so we'd have to pass him, and then speeding up and getting in front of us again; finally pissed us off so bad we wrote a nasty gram and stuck it up on the window so he'd get the message. And I've been honked at while walking on the side of the road.