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WangyJohn
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LindaH wrote:poor lion, christians are not a good diet.
Yes, too much bile.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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Actuallt, all humans are pretty high-cholesterol fare for a lion. Bad for the arteries.
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Please keep your rhinoceros grey.

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This should be institutionalized for all religions that involve killing your fellow man because god said so. It'll open up a huge new venue for animal care and entertainment among other things.

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orwell wrote:This should be institutionalized for all religions that involve killing your fellow man because god said so. It'll open up a huge new venue for animal care and entertainment among other things.
Nah. One lion cracks a molar on a gold tooth and animal rights would be down on the industry. It'd never work out.
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He would be a Darwin Award candidate but their rules deny those not of sound mind.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.

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