Major Maxillary wrote:i was always partial to the eye patch that covers a fourth of the face. like Hilda from Outlaw Star, or Beatrix.
weeeellll.. one COULD suggest that it's because you obviously need spares of any eyepatch, gotta have a replacement handy if it breaks, or a backup for laundry day, that sort of thing.
and the quarter-face ones are far more effective than the regular kind when it comes to working in pairs.
or, you could ust bolt the patch to your face like General chang...
implant some rivets so you could snap it on and off for easy washing. plus it would have that "i lost my eye and i'm enough of a bad-ass to graft metal into my face bones to cover up the gaping hole to avoid offending you!" look.
The American dream is to prosper by your chosen means, make your own decisions independent from some asshole in a fancy building. to live, love, and die by your own choices and passions.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
Chang's patch looked like leather to me... either way, patch bolted to one's face is a nice alternative to the anoying strap-on patch that messes up one's hair.
The American dream is to prosper by your chosen means, make your own decisions independent from some asshole in a fancy building. to live, love, and die by your own choices and passions.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
