the sexy thread

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:59 am

Muffin is still hunting hentai of Esper-Terra (Final Fantasy 6). And Ly from Rayman 2. ``

Spiral Zer0 · Post by **Spiral Zer0** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:08 pm

ehh, I've seen worse

Linkara · Post by **Linkara** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:51 pm

I don't know what you're talking about, Nightengale, I liked the moments of grabbing the back of the head. I admit, there was a moment or two of unsexiness, but it was more like than dislike. ^^

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:34 am

And I've just got another excuse to summon Morbo.

BOOBIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Thank you, Morbo. :3

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:53 am

Ever noticed how much porn revolves around HUGE FUCKING COCKS. Like one female porn story writer elaborated in an interview I read "About the mos common phrase in male written erotic stories is, in some form 'It has never been so big before'"

Seriously, though, I'd love to see some hentai where the male lead has a smaller cock, but knows how to use it (what the usual leads seem to do is try to punch a bump on the girls lower stomach

ouch)

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:25 am

I think guys want to think that having a big penis makes them attractive to women, because they'd like women to be attracted to men in the simple ways that men are attracted to women.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:59 am

but why do they have to be scary-big?

i must admit, my first thought when faced with a monstercock is not "ooh, i can't wait to get that inside me!" rather "oh boy, that looks like it's gonna hurt...."

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:19 pm

yup, been there.

... I honestly didn't know it was in...

Detective Clem · Post by **Detective Clem** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:39 pm

Fine! I'll move my request here:
I want Vixen from DC comics. Relevent to my intrests.

Chthulhu · Post by **Chthulhu** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:01 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:I think guys want to think that having a big penis makes them attractive to women, because they'd like women to be attracted to men in the simple ways that men are attracted to women.

I dunno, I'm not particularly *attracted* to women with big penises. <G>

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:44 am

Chthulhu wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:I think guys want to think that having a big penis makes them attractive to women, because they'd like women to be attracted to men in the simple ways that men are attracted to women.
I dunno, I'm not particularly *attracted* to women with big penises. <G>

*hand up* oh, I a-

*shuts up as people stare*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:46 am

WangyJohn wrote:
Chthulhu wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:I think guys want to think that having a big penis makes them attractive to women, because they'd like women to be attracted to men in the simple ways that men are attracted to women.
I dunno, I'm not particularly *attracted* to women with big penises. <G>
*hand up* oh, I a-

*shuts up as people stare*

Hey, dickgirls can be hot.

As for micropenises, there's nothing worse than someone who can't admit that their penis is tiny (aka 1" long). I was reading a book by Augusten Burroughs and he was talking about a one night stand with a guy who was all "suck my long black cock, take it all the way inside your mouth!" when it was ridiculously tiny. Major turn-off.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:57 am

I've got an average length, but a ... better girth, I guess. ``

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:00 am

aeridus wrote:
Hey, dickgirls can be hot.

Reminds me of a convo I had with my friend (yes, the porn duel one). We're discussing my love for Futa and robot porn.

(translated and partially edited)

Friend says:
Man, you're such a chauvinist

Me says:
Nah, take away the privilage of cock from the men.

Friend says:
"I won't masturbate to anything that doesn't have a two foot cock"

Friend says:
"Or isn't made out of metal"

Me says:
No, they're made of a kind of plastic

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:05 am

Plastic robot dickgirls? Yum.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:15 am

aeridus wrote:Plastic robot dickgirls? Yum.

Eternal gratitude to whoever finds me some

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:26 am

No luck yet, but I found this: http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2007/01/ ... s-of-2006/

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:29 pm

http://robo.sugandya.com/main.html

that's your best bet for finding your robo-funta. all robot porn, all the time.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:45 am

I dare anyone to find nude pictures of Darin and Jess having hot hot sex from Funky Winkerbean, the newspaper comic. The latest storyline is giving me blue balls.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:01 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:Muffin is still hunting hentai of Esper-Terra (Final Fantasy 6). And Ly from Rayman 2. ``

Haven't found ANY Rayman stuff(I have it, I just can't FIND it) but I did track down some Terra as Esper stuff.

(note, only positive about the first pic, the second one is a guess)