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Lowky wrote:I like my Women like I like my pizza
...day old and served for breakfast.
fnyunj wrote:I like my women like I like my garden...
...well-fertilized.

I like my women like I like my cats...
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Reesa-chan wrote:I like my women like I like my cats...
Generally quiet and aloof, but will mewl loudly if provoked.

I like my men like I like my toaster...
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Always ready to spring for breakfast.

I like my women like I like my prostate exams
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uncomfortably intimate

I like my men like I like my music
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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beautifully classic.

I like my women like I like my roleplaying games
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... full of wacky shennanigans, easy to read even if your first one was Paranoia so other ones like Fudge seem just plain dry after that, and accomodating to players who'd rather have hot smexy night-elf sex than engage in political intrigue. :3

I like my men the way I like my ... plushies. (Although admittedly, in my case, the most prominent ones are a Plush Cthulhu and a headcrab ...)
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
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Kittyboymuffin wrote: I like my men the way I like my ... plushies. (Although admittedly, in my case, the most prominent ones are a Plush Cthulhu and a headcrab ...)
Picked up at the local Toys R Us.

I like my women like I like my wankle rotary engines...
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. . . German quirkiness, superior power to weight ratio, and an undeserved reputation for a tendency for premature burn-out.

I like my women like I like my household chemicals. . .
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Sturdy and German.

I like my women like I like my internet webpage banner ads...
Grab your dick and double click for porn! Porn! PORN! - "The Internet is for Porn", Avenue Q

Congratulations! You Have Saved the World From Stupidity! - Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders
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Offtopic and hilarious.

I like my women like I like my potato chips.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Flavorful and...uhh....crunchy?



I like my women like I like my Sunglasses
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dark trendy and made out of plastic

I like my women like I like my shoes
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Tightly laced and thoroughly worn into submission.

I like my women like I like my gardening implements...
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kingofthemorlocks wrote:Tightly laced and thoroughly worn into submission.

I like my women like I like my gardening implements...
Sharp and keen, unless it's a hoe?

I like my men like I like my emoticons...
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Comprehensible and expressive.

I like my women like I like my barbeques...
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kingofthemorlocks wrote:Comprehensible and expressive.

I like my women like I like my barbeques...
...with plenty of meat, and good desserts.

I like my men like I like my keychains...
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Always on hand, and helping me find my keys.

I like my women like I like my Buddhist monasteries...
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kingofthemorlocks wrote:Always on hand, and helping me find my keys.

I like my women like I like my Buddhist monasteries...
Filling the surrounding area with rhythmic repetitions of the sound "ohm"?

I like my women like I like my ketchup...
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Squeezable.

I like my women like I like my WWI-era tanks...
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kingofthemorlocks wrote:Squeezable.

I like my women like I like my WWI-era tanks...
With a sweaty guy in uniform on top.

I like my men like I like my crayons...
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