The Last Word Thread

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:29 am

Quit dogging on me KotM, what's your problem?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:03 pm

Crazy like a fox.

[I have the last word.]

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:00 pm

< Is back, healthy and ready to go.... Now where's the godammned PENGUINS!??!??

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:40 pm

*releases the mohawk penguins*

[The penguins have the last word.]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:18 am

I talked to Honor for about 5 minutes today. She says Hi to everyone!

[She has the last word]

Putaro · Post by **Putaro** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:05 pm

One time at a bachelor party we got one of those "erotic" cakes. Shaped like a woman's pelvis and vagina. Even had chocolate pubic hair. There was a cherry way up inside that the groom had to go get.

Not very sexy though, unless you're some kind of a serial killer. I just kept remembering Hellstrom's Hive by Frank Herbert.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:41 pm

When I become dictator assholes in S.U.V.s are allowed to be executed on the spot.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:37 pm

Snape jelly.

[I have the last word.]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:12 pm

Oh Muse! Sing and me, and through me tell the story, of that man skilled in all ways of contending, that wanderer, harried for years on end.

5 points to whoever knows where that's from.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:47 pm

Sounds like Odysseus, but I can't be sure since High School Greek Literature class killed my interest in the subject.

Edith Hamilton can suck my cock.

[I have the last word, Edi's got her mouth full]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:00 am

And right you are!

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:53 am

A holiday in Cambodia!

[Jello Biafra has the last word]

Foolosophy · Post by **Foolosophy** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:28 pm

Anarchy for sale! T-shirts only 10 dollars! Badges only $3.50!

[Jello Biafra has the last word...again]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:26 pm

I think you're trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:01 pm

I live in a giant bucket.

[I have the last word.]

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:22 pm

Oooo! Can I have an extra point Swordsie, for knowing that it's the Fitzgerald translation?

"Zeus on Olympus, dispenses many things. Gods often contradict our fondest expectations. What we anticipate does not come to pass. What we don't expect some Gods find a way to make it happen. So with this story..."

[Euripides, speaking through the fingers of a Greek Lit nerd has the literal last word]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:32 pm

I'll be sure to deliver the points over skype.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:51 pm

Like private parts to the gods are we, they play with us for their sport.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:16 pm

Too much stew makes my stomach hurt.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:56 am

My nipples are sore.