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Nyu~ wrote:To be honest, I'm not even sure how normal strap-ons are worn. Anyone care to share the knowledge that can only come from experience and/or obsessive study and observation?
There are two general categories: pelvic and thigh.
Thigh harnesses, as the name suggests, just wrap around the thigh so the dildo sticks out from her leg. Like so:
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Pelvic harnesses put the dildo where the dick would be on a guy. There are two subcategories of these: g-string and two-strap.
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A certain Kevin Bloody Wilson song definitely comes to mind...

She said "Bend over, and take it like a man." (super duper dildo)

"Let me share the pleasure darlin' let me show how much I care.

So stick those hairy bum cheeks in the air." (super duper dildo)

"Bend over, and take it like a man."
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1) I Like the ones that ride lower, like in the second picture... Better action on my clit, as a nice side-benefit. But I like thigh-rigs as well. Just for different situations. Sitting on someone's lap can be taken to a whole new level. ;-)

2) Girls don't have the hips for it? I thought about it for a sec, but I ani't buying it. For a first point, I seem to do fine. For another, ever watch those girls thrust while they're hoochie dancing or belly dancing? Yeah. I think it's practice.

3) I'm just so goddamned happy I chose option 1 just now. ;-)
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Indigo Violent wrote: Thigh harnesses, as the name suggests, just wrap around the thigh so the dildo sticks out from her leg. Like so:
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I cannot even begin to imagine why the Hell someone would want a rubber penis on their leg.

But, given the nature of this forum, I'm sure I'll be given some long and disturbingly detailed reasons why in short order.
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Honor wrote:2) Girls don't have the hips for it? I thought about it for a sec, but I ani't buying it. For a first point, I seem to do fine. For another, ever watch those girls thrust while they're hoochie dancing or belly dancing? Yeah. I think it's practice.
I'd wondered about that. Susie Bright said pretty much the same thing - women are better put together for the thigh harness. Not being a woman and having no experience with strap ons I have no basis for comparison.
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CottonStar wrote:
Indigo Violent wrote: But, given the nature of this forum, I'm sure I'll be given some long and disturbingly detailed reasons why in short order.
I'll be kind.
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CottonStar wrote:I cannot even begin to imagine why the Hell someone would want a rubber penis on their leg.

But, given the nature of this forum, I'm sure I'll be given some long and disturbingly detailed reasons why in short order.
If my one-sentence explanation "Sitting on someone's lap can be taken to a whole new level." doesn't fill your head with delicious ideas, I'm not gonna use a hammer to pound 'em in :-)

Well, maybe I'll add one more illustrative, to clarify it... Since you're not asking why someone would ride one, but rather why somene would wear one... Keep in mind, lesbians are girls... we think different. every survey on lesbian sex I've ever seen indicates that we'd rather give our partner an orgasm than have one ourselves. Of course we like getting off ourselves, too... But the hands down preference, statistically, always comes down to giving pleasure over receiving it.
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Hmmm... if I bought two of those thigh-mounted strap-ons I could have one heck of a foursome.
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Ghastly wrote:Hmmm... if I bought two of those thigh-mounted strap-ons I could have one heck of a foursome.
Why stop at two?

Thighs, lower legs, upper arms.. hey, that's getting close to the mythical dozen!
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I think a thigh harness could also be tightened enough to fit around your ankle.
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prettydragoon wrote:I think a thigh harness could also be tightened enough to fit around your ankle.
What a terrible mental image...

"Ok, honey. I have a surprise for you... Lie here, close your eyes, and spread your legs..."
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I was thinking more along the lines of private quality time, as in using the ankle strapon on yourself, freeing both your hands for your tits and clit. But that's just me.
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Honor wrote:
prettydragoon wrote:I think a thigh harness could also be tightened enough to fit around your ankle.
What a terrible mental image...

"Ok, honey. I have a surprise for you... Lie here, close your eyes, and spread your legs..."
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Honor wrote:
prettydragoon wrote:I think a thigh harness could also be tightened enough to fit around your ankle.
What a terrible mental image...

"Ok, honey. I have a surprise for you... Lie here, close your eyes, and spread your legs..."
And kickboxing class was never again the same.
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And kickboxing class was never again the same
:lol: Funnyist thing I have seen all day
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Oh, the laughs.. they hurt. :)

Well, I remember the Bond films with the knife in the shoe, but if someone attacked a woman and suddenly a 10" dildo came out of her shoe he'd definitely be caught off guard.
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The Dildo Shoe.. for when you really want to pussyfoot around.
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I think this puts the nail in the coffin of using baseball analogies for sexual conquests, there is no base to describe this activity (not even a foul); no, we must resort to football, and this is clearly a punt :o

I considered saying field goal, but that simply raises the expetations too high.
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The ol' cunt punt.
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