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Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:38 pm

I've made my choice -

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, hand me a flowing cape, and lend me your ears,
I come to bury the strap-on -
Not to praise it.
The evil that men do lives after them -
But not so a girl with a strap-on, fighting for good!
So come, let this good be interred in you!

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:34 am

Lulujayne wrote:I come to bury the strap-on -
Not to praise it.
The evil that men do lives after them -
But not so a girl with a strap-on, fighting for good!
So come, let this good be interred in you!

In turd with you? Well yes, I suppose it would be.

(Sorry, that was just wrong)

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:38 am

Tch! Just when I was injecting some sorely needed class into this thread - You had to come along and bring up poo, didn't you!

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CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:55 am

Let's be honest here. Is it really possible to be classy while discussing ass sex?

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:03 am

I don't see why not... Unless of course you're getting scatalogical here, and within that context I'm not so sure - But I'm loathe to form a solid opinion on that particular topic, because knowing this forum there's probably a connosieur lurking around here somewhere that could blow me away with their artful treatment of fecal matter.

Them's not fighting words though! No challenge coming from this corner believe me!

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:28 am

Lulujayne wrote:Tch! Just when I was injecting some sorely needed class into this thread - You had to come along and bring up poo, didn't you!

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Well, just how sorely it was kneaded depends on the size of the starp-on, dosen't it?

*flees the Pun Police Again*

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:53 am

Man ... people who have to just dodge missiles and fly spaceships to save the world have it so much easier ...

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:38 am

It would seem so! They ain't got nothing compared to such vicious and malignant punning

Mel Wong · Post by **Mel Wong** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:47 am

Where's the option for "All of the above"?

- Mel

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:48 am

CottonStar wrote:Let's be honest here. Is it really possible to be classy while discussing ass sex?

You can't have class without ass.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:50 am

I went with A.

Hopefully the strap-on is tasteful and of normal proportions, not one of those 2 foot long monstrosities that's spiked or an exact replica of a bear penis.

I fully agree with Ms. Lulu's take on the "leave no stragglers" angle.
I'm quite alright with lubricated silicone up my ass, but the flesh, and all of the little things it leaves when its finished... no thanks.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:35 pm

I like that logic Sir Squiddy

*hands him a decent and humanely proportioned strap-on*

Now, quickly Squidina, you've got a world to save!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:13 pm

Lulujayne wrote:I like that logic Sir Squiddy

*hands him a decent and humanely proportioned strap-on*

Now, quickly Squidina, you've got a world to save!

*drops pants*

Christ, its like the world is going to end every frickin Friday night these days..

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:33 pm

I went with A. If I had to be anally violated, Id rather it were by a woman. I prefer women to men, I wouldnt have to worry about cum leaking out of my ass, and since women are weaker and inexperienced using a penis she'd probably go easier on me than a mike tyson-esque homosexual or tranny.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:36 pm

But remember, she could also fuck you up pretty bad with the strap on....

~Sara

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:38 pm

I chose Pre-op, a bit embarrassing since I'm still using the Erin Lindsey avatar... I guess a real organ would feel more natural, and I don't want to get it from a man.

I'm assuming the pre-op isn't on too many hormones, right? Because then the equipment just wouldn't work, and the planet would be doomed.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:43 pm

Heh, that's ironic all right!

Yeah, i guess you can assume that, and i guess you also have to assume that she wouldn't mind using her penis to anally violate you. (I always feel weird saying "her penis"... because she doesn't want to have one!)

~Sara

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:00 pm

Mel Wong wrote:Where's the option for "All of the above"?

- Mel

here here..eitehr that or a straight male.

I like my boyfriends to ive it to me bum sometimes!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:03 pm

Unholy wrote:and since women are weaker and inexperienced using a penis she'd probably go easier on me than a mike tyson-esque homosexual or tranny.

Of course you always run the risk that you'll end up with someone woman who just went through a bad break-up, hates men now and wants to make you take it like a bitch.

Schol-R-LEA;2 · Post by **Schol-R-LEA;2** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:58 pm

Unholy wrote:I went with A. If I had to be anally violated, Id rather it were by a woman. I prefer women to men, I wouldnt have to worry about cum leaking out of my ass, and since women are weaker and inexperienced using a penis she'd probably go easier on me than a mike tyson-esque homosexual or tranny.

But what if the woman in question is Sue Price?

(Or alternatively, Raye Hollit.)

Sorry, I spent an hour or so last Friday listening to the song "Trashy Adventure Flicks" by Leslie Fish over and over again so I could transcribe the lyrics for a friend who likes her women on the hardbody side; the 'weaker' part made me think of it immediately. The last line of the song seems particularly appropos.

For those who don't want to donwload the song, here are the lyrics (the italics are asides Leslie made to her audience):

<b>Trashy Adventure Flicks</b>
by Leslie Fish

I like trashy adventure flicks,
like they show on Channel Six,
late at night when the prudes all sleep,
bring out all those futuristic creeps.
Lots of fires and explosions too,
and beefcake women doing slow Kung Fu!

(Yeah...plenty of seats, folks, come and get'em.)

I like Cynthia Rothrock flicks,
with lots of punches and karate kicks.
So what if she's got a Streisand nose?
Ya oughta see her in her fighting clothes!
Goddess what a body, God what legs,
Slows down the bad guys as stiff as pegs.

I like Cathy Long sci-fi flicks,
she hits your eye like a ton of bricks
when she swings an axe or sword,
the sight can make you thank the Lord.
The way she does that high-kick twist
turns any man into a masochist.

(Oh, kick me, Baby!
What legs...)

I like Sue Price adventure flicks,
Somebody pose her for beefcake pics!
All those muscles and a knockout chest
And acrobatics with the very best.
She doesn't have to throw a punch at all,
to knock all the guys straight through the wall!

(I hear that she got a full centerfold spread in
"Playboy" a few months back... yeah, wish I'd seen
it, must've been impressive.)

I like trashy adventure flicks,
with big strong Women throwing all the kicks
Women's Lib has really missed a bet
by not giving them a medal yet
'cos who'll deny and who'll harass
a dame that could literally crush your ass?

(Yeah!)

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