My honourary Uncle (and one of the most special men I've ever known)became this figure in my life one fateful day at his apartment.
(A quick side note, Uncle "x" was one of the original "manpower" Aussie strippers, and has the odd privillege of being the only contestant to be invited to appear on Perfect Match [old dating show, where the couples return after they win the holdiday and bitch about each other etc.] because apeart from his "dancing" skills, he is a born comedian. Anyhoo, considering his occupation etc. he and his acquiantences and friends are all
quite uninhibited...)
There was a party at his place of which I was the youngest (very obviously) attending. Well into the evening it seemed as though the living-room crowd had thinned, and I was deeply engrossed in talking to some random handsome stripper-boy, when the phone rang. No one came to answer, so I did, and the call was for mr. X. So I wandered around the apartment rooms, and eventually found him in the bedroom - somewhere amongst
at least 8 other naked writhing bodies of various genders.
Myself personally had only just recently become aquianted with sex with one other person, let alone two, let alone
this - So, not really knowing what to do, (and being far to young and innocent to even consider "jumping in," despite the invitations emenating from within the mountain of people-bits) I said "sorry, too much flesh," put the phone down, walked out of the bedroom and went back to the living room - it's all a bit blurry after that.
Anyway, this guy always tells me how he will never forget my reaction, and he believes that although we'd been casual friends for a liitle while before, that this was our proper introduction. And from that day on he really was an 'honourary' uncle, and always kept a good eye out for me.
And can always cheer me up with his "honest to god true" tales of his now defunct naked dancing odessey
Ahh, I miss those times sometimes
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
