Harry Potter...Story within the Story....

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:21 pm

*grins wicked* I need this tee shirt for the next convention I go to...

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product ... ductid=510

And, on another subject...

Moo Cow wrote:*melts into a puddle of goo*

That gives me a girlboner.

~Sara

*blink*

Well, that just gave me a girlboner.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:47 am

Heh... cool... any idea where those came from?

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:59 am

RavenxDrake wrote:Heh... cool... any idea where those came from?

tee-shirts, or girlboners?

*wink*

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:35 am

Heh... I know where T-shirts come from, and I can guess where girlboners come from. Not what they are, really, but where they come from, sure...

No, I mean the Harry Potter "Hardcore Valentine" things.... It seems to be snippets of text from various smutfics... but I am unsure who the creator was and why?(other than being funny).

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:45 am

RavenxDrake wrote:Heh... I know where T-shirts come from, and I can guess where girlboners come from. Not what they are, really, but where they come from, sure...

No, I mean the Harry Potter "Hardcore Valentine" things.... It seems to be snippets of text from various smutfics... but I am unsure who the creator was and why?(other than being funny).

I'll be severely disapointed if I'm mistaken, but I was always lead to believe they were actual excerpts from the texts... But since I'll probably pay to have flaming badgers claw my eyes out before I read one, I guess I'll never know empirically.

As to the other interesting question (ok, so it wasn't a question... I just wanted another excuse to say "girlboner") I'd always assumed it was a direct reference to the facts that A) the clit is essentially the same organ as a penis without being complicated by adding the need to facilitate urination (and actually the two begin development as the same thing) and B) when the girl parts get all excited, the clitty get's very hard... essentially erect. But, I've been hearing a lot of reference that would seem to mark it as more defined as simply similar to "all het up".

I like the first definition better... Especially I'm one of those girls who gets a CHO so hard I simply can't ignore it sometimes.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:04 am

Honor wrote:B) when the girl parts get all excited, the clitty get's very hard... essentially erect. But, I've been hearing a lot of reference that would seem to mark it as more defined as simply similar to "all het up".

"All het up"? Nothing het about you, m'dear.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:04 am

argh. stupid comicgenesis double posting errors

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:36 am

I was briefly with a girl who's clit would protrude about an inch outside of her lips when she got horny. She loved it because if she ever got horny in public, all she had to do was talk around for a few minutes, and she could get right off.

Lucky her.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:43 am

Here is where I'm getting them from. Its all a part of a LJ community dealing with HP Slashfics. The actual quotes are not part of any stories according to the creators of the Valentines, though, since the Internet has a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters it is likely someone has written a story with those words in it.

And before anyone asks, no I don't read HP Slashfics. I was actually linked to the HP Hardcore Valentines from the Crazy Kimchi forums ages back.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:59 am

hahahaha.. jesus those are funny.

Now if only they had one concerning the giant squid.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:55 am

I should... um... note that I completely missed the reference to the "valentimes" when I answered before that I thought they were from the actual books. I meant the stuff in the original post.

I should also note that the above "valentimes" was an honest typo... one that mortifies me, but that I also find funny... so I'm leaving it.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:05 pm

I looove Potter Puppet Pals. So hilarious... me and some of my friends do the bothering to annoy each other, it's great, becuase usually the person being bothered does indeed fall over. But not kill us. We also have naked time. well, not really, but we sing the song and dance around.

Major Maxillary wrote:thinking about girlboners just gave me a boner.

Honor wrote:*blink*

Well, that just gave me a girlboner.

*grins* glad to be of service to you both... hehehe. hope you weren't at a public computer. I was when I saw this. Though for me and Honor it's not a big deal, right?

when I say girlboner though, i don't mean necessarily that the clitoris is erect... i can be really horny without that, and that's my girlboner. If I wer ea guy I would probably be hard, but as is, I'm not.

~Sara

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:42 pm

Honor, these are at their heart children's books. Though, they are engaging enough for an adult, they still censor things like underaged fingering in the library and whatnot.

I highly recommend you read them, though. Or are you another person* who has a pathological aversion to them simply because everyone that reads them likes them.

* I know of 2 people who have an irrational aversion to the books. I think its because they like the reaction of "ZOMG YOU NEVER READ HARRY POTTER?!?!?"

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:55 pm

tellner wrote:"All het up"? Nothing het about you, m'dear.

Aww... *big grin* That's sweet!

I think that's a hold-over southernism from my army days. My first long term GF in the army was from Sawth Carolina, and used to say it, even after I made basically the same comment. Somehow it just sunk in as a very homey way to say "blind fucking horny"

Moo Cow wrote:*grins* glad to be of service to you both... hehehe. hope you weren't at a public computer. I was when I saw this. Though for me and Honor it's not a big deal, right?

when I say girlboner though, i don't mean necessarily that the clitoris is erect... i can be really horny without that, and that's my girlboner. If I wer ea guy I would probably be hard, but as is, I'm not.

~Sara

Yeah... I think "all het up" is the more popular definition. I only think of the other, probaboly, because I'm fairly prone to getting hard if I'm horny enough... Which is nice, sometimes. Although that might scare the hell out me if it was as big as the one Squiddy mentioned, even though I can definately see the benefits.

Also... In the "way too much information" department... You could probably have me right now just for saying "that gives me a girlboner" and the fact that your name is Sara.

Meteo wrote:Honor, these are at their heart children's books. Though, they are engaging enough for an adult, they still censor things like underaged fingering in the library and whatnot.

I highly recommend you read them, though. Or are you another person* who has a pathological aversion to them simply because everyone that reads them likes them.

I'd never read anything that overt in the kind of out-take quotes I was thinking of... Just stuff like in the initial post. Very much like the stuff they always put in Merry Melodies and similar cartoons... Perhaps a little double-entendreish, but certainly something that might be expected to slip past the intended primary audience and amuse the presumed secondary audience.

And I refuse to read the books for the following reasons, some better than others... First... I have almost no interest in the subject matter. Wizards casting spells do no more for me than children or children's boarding schools. I am a bit of an anglophile, and a bit of a history buff, but that just doesn't get me close enough. Second... (and I don't consider this a good reason to avoid any book, really...) I saw the first movie. That was enough to keep me away from future movies, and by extension, steer me away from the books. Third, and probably the most active, even if not the best reason... No, I haven't read one. But, like crystal meth or extasy (which I've also not tried) I have seen otherwise rational and intelligent adults who do use the stuff, and I very much don't like the way it makes them act.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:43 pm

Honor wrote: Also... In the "way too much information" department... You could probably have me right now just for saying "that gives me a girlboner" and the fact that your name is Sara.

aw, thanks..... that makes me all happy inside...

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:45 pm

Moo Cow wrote:
Honor wrote: Also... In the "way too much information" department... You could probably have me right now just for saying "that gives me a girlboner" and the fact that your name is Sara.
aw, thanks..... that makes me all happy inside...

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:13 am

Major Maxillary wrote:thinking about girlboners just gave me a boner.

also, http://www.eviltrailmix.com/extra/Potter.swf

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Nekkid time!

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:39 am

More importantly, where the hell am I?

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:38 am

why do ALL threads divert so much from original post? *puzzled*

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:48 am

LindaH wrote:why do ALL threads divert so much from original post? *puzzled*

Did any of you see that picture with the redhead with the huge tits and the tentacles performing bondage and multi-penatration...?