Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?" (458)
"A couple of weeks after his dream of Rookwood, Harry was to be found, yet again, kneeling on the floor of Snape's office..." (520)
"Snape eyed Harry, tracing his mouth with one long, thin finger as he did so." (531)
"Stand up and take out your wand, Potter." (533)
"I thought not," said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control." (535)
"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes."
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand. (535)
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor." (536)
Snape's office door banged open and Draco Malfoy sped in.
"Professor Snape, sir - oh - sorry -"
Malfoy was looking at Snape and Harry in some surprise. (562, Australian edition)
oh, and....
"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649)
All page numbers from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter...Story within the Story....
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Harry Potter...Story within the Story....
This was sent to me in an e-mail.
...pulling back the foreskin of ignorance and applying the wire brush of knowledge.
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Hehe... But remember, you have to replace every instance of the word WAND with the word WANG.
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
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it was done by Bialy, the artist of Boussolle. it used to be on her site, but i can't find it now.
it had Neville and his God father, anyway throught the comic the poor kid is stalked and molested by everyone. and winds up being sold to Draco as a pet. his God father becomes a pet, too. and is renamed "woofles" by draco's dad.
it get's wierder.
it had Neville and his God father, anyway throught the comic the poor kid is stalked and molested by everyone. and winds up being sold to Draco as a pet. his God father becomes a pet, too. and is renamed "woofles" by draco's dad.
it get's wierder.
The American dream is to prosper by your chosen means, make your own decisions independent from some asshole in a fancy building. to live, love, and die by your own choices and passions.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
Heh, thanks for that, E man!
I Just finished rereading Order of the Phoenix and I
I Just finished rereading Order of the Phoenix and I
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[quote="Moo Cow"]Heh, thanks for that, E man!
I Just finished rereading Order of the Phoenix and I
I Just finished rereading Order of the Phoenix and I
...pulling back the foreskin of ignorance and applying the wire brush of knowledge.
Chakra: Any place where, if you hit it with a baseball bat, you'll die. Joe Bob Briggs
Chakra: Any place where, if you hit it with a baseball bat, you'll die. Joe Bob Briggs
http://art.lilyknickers.com/neville/Major Maxillary wrote:it was done by Bialy, the artist of Boussolle. it used to be on her site, but i can't find it now.
it had Neville and his God father, anyway throught the comic the poor kid is stalked and molested by everyone. and winds up being sold to Draco as a pet. his God father becomes a pet, too. and is renamed "woofles" by draco's dad.
it get's wierder.
Is that the link you are looking for?
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*sobs*
no destroying my few innocent pleasures
BAD PEOPLE!!!
no destroying my few innocent pleasures
BAD PEOPLE!!!
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*suddenly wants a miscashake*
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naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*
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Ok, good.E~Man wrote:You're welcome
As for rereading a book twice in a row...you're not the only one who has that madness.
Yesterday I got up to the first Occlumency lesson... then I frantically wrote the first few pages of my fanfic. Despite needing to read the 6th book... i can always edit it. I do anyway. But expect to see a link when i get some here... Some of you might like it.....
~Sara
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*melts into a puddle of goo*
That gives me a girlboner.
~Sara
That gives me a girlboner.
~Sara
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Moo Cow wrote:*melts into a puddle of goo*
That gives me a girlboner.
~Sara
Awwww, does your She-nis make you genki?
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
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Yes. Yes it does.
~Sara
For the record, "girlboner" is not my word, my friend Marissa coined it.. though other smay havetoo...
~Sara
For the record, "girlboner" is not my word, my friend Marissa coined it.. though other smay havetoo...
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