"That wasnt there yesterday,,,"

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:20 pm

Schol-R-LEA;2 wrote: The question then becomes, what the hell is up with me, then? Is it some kind of weird fetish I've got, or what? Or am I just overthinking this shit?

I've decided that, in my case, it is a manifestation of my transhumanist leanings. (As, I just realized, I said earlier...) The human body is so damn limiting; we have got to find a better way of doing things.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:50 pm

funky

I always wondered what would happen if ranma was in the middle of sex and transformed... hmm

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:49 pm

Ghastly wrote:That whole gendershift Ranma thing would be very useful.

While the cops are out looking for a bold female chinese bank robber I'd be at home on my huge pile of money. They'd never suspect my caucasian penis of being the culprit.

Plus... you know.... want a little spice, lesbian sex with the missus.

that's always fun.

then there's the whole range of pranks you can pull on the unsuspecting.

like, you pick up a guy at a bar, take him home, shag him, then during the night change back into a man and freak him the hell out when he wakes up in the morning.

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:08 pm

Major Maxillary wrote:
Ghastly wrote:That whole gendershift Ranma thing would be very useful.

While the cops are out looking for a bold female chinese bank robber I'd be at home on my huge pile of money. They'd never suspect my caucasian penis of being the culprit.

Plus... you know.... want a little spice, lesbian sex with the missus.
that's always fun.

then there's the whole range of pranks you can pull on the unsuspecting.

like, you pick up a guy at a bar, take him home, shag him, then during the night change back into a man and freak him the hell out when he wakes up in the morning.

The question I ponder is, could someone with that Ranma-esque ability impregnate a woman? Or would their balls be as Ghastly put it, "just for show"?

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:14 pm

Ghastly wrote:Plus... you know.... want a little spice, lesbian sex with the missus.

My wife would be all over that action. She loves a woman now and again, but one isn't always available. Although, I'd rather transform into a hot version of me rather than what I think I'd look like with just a straight gender change.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:34 pm

perhaps it is all the fascination with the unknown, wanting to experience the other side. I think most people have it to a degree.

i mean when people find about my transexuality they usually say "cool you get to experience both sides".. to which the standard reply of course is "and belong to neither" giggle...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:26 am

*sigh*

Well I just got back from China, and I found the training grounds of 1000 accursed springs. Very nice area actually, and the tour guide actually spoke English well, with very little accent.

Everything was going alright until I asked where the Spring of the Drowned Squid was.

They just sort of looked at me funny.

"No problem" I said "How about the Spring of the Drowned Octopus?"

Again.. blank looks.. then the tour guide translated my request into Mandarin for the benifit of the other tour guides at the spring, and they all burst into gales of laughter. One of the guides was laughing so hard he fell into the Spring of the Drowned Skunk Ape.

Anyway, as I was about to leave, the English speaking guide took me aside and explained that its kind of hard to drown a squid, much less an octopus. Additioanlly, the location of the springs was nearly 1000 miles from the nearest body of salt water...

dammit :/

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:12 am

Actually, wouldn't it be bloody easy to drown a squid or octopus? They're mostly salt water creatures, right? Just immerse them in fresh water and watch them croak miserably ...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:04 am

Error of Logic wrote:Actually, wouldn't it be bloody easy to drown a squid or octopus? They're mostly salt water creatures, right? Just immerse them in fresh water and watch them croak miserably ...

Ahhh, but that wouldn't be drowning, that would be organ failure due to electrolytic loss.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:04 am

squidflakes wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Actually, wouldn't it be bloody easy to drown a squid or octopus? They're mostly salt water creatures, right? Just immerse them in fresh water and watch them croak miserably ...
Ahhh, but that wouldn't be drowning, that would be organ failure due to electrolytic loss.

True, true ... Well, you could conceivably drown the poor creature in molasses or glue, or something else that fluid yet does not suit itself for use in respiratory organs. Only then it becomes a bit of a bother to find a natural pool of the stuff that could be cursed ... Precious few buckets of molasses get cursed ...

Omechron · Post by **Omechron** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:50 am

Just put the squid in, then dump in a bunch of dry jello mix

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:58 am

LindaH wrote:i mean when people find about my transexuality they usually say "cool you get to experience both sides".. to which the standard reply of course is "and belong to neither" giggle...

If I were trans and someone told that to me, I would be pissed off.... It's kinda insensitive I think...

~Sara

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:41 pm

squidflakes wrote:Again.. blank looks.. then the tour guide translated my request into Mandarin for the benifit of the other tour guides at the spring, and they all burst into gales of laughter. One of the guides was laughing so hard he fell into the Spring of the Drowned Skunk Ape.

Actually this kind of fails the 13 known springs out of the 1000 are as follows.
0001 Spring of Drowned Man (hack cures & Movie 2 cast)
0002 Spring of Drowned Woman (Ranma & Herb)
0003 Spring of Drowned Panda (Genma)
0004 Spring of Drowned Pig (Ryoga)
0005 Spring of Drowned Cat (Shampoo)
0006 Spring of Drowned Duck (Mousse)
0007 Spring of Drowned Buddist Monk (Head of the Muscle Sword)
0008 Spring of Drowned Frog (Frog Master)
0009 Spring of Drowned Yeti riding Ox carring Eel and Crane (Pantihose Taro)
0010 Spring of Drowned Octopus(Pantihose Taro)
0011 Spring of Drowned Asura (Rouge)
0012 Spring of Drowned Terradactel (random bird)
0013 Spring of Drowned Saber Tooth Tiger (random cat)

As you can see there is infact a spring of drowned Octopus, I should further note that it actualy proves that Ranma seeking the spring of drowned man as a cure to his curse wouldn't work he'd just become Futanari insted of female since curses are multiplied.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:56 pm

Must be one stupid duck in order to drown...

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:02 am

Mousse isn't all that bright to start with...

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:55 am

Meteo wrote:Must be one stupid duck in order to drown...

Or maybe its legs and wings were broken. Ducks can't breathe underwater, after all ...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:36 am

Those lying bastards!

Thats it, I'm going back to China right now and flinging myself in that spring.

Thanks Akane!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:33 pm

see, this is where nobody thinks about the theraputic value of such areas. we've got spring of drowned girl, spring of drowned man, and spring of drowned cat. why the FUCK doesn't china think of marketing the "turn yourself into a hermaphrodite catgirl" tourism aspect????

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:00 pm

Actually, I always thought Taro mixed the octopus water with the Drowned Menagerie water and splashed it on his back to get the tentacles... maybe I'm misremembering...

Any, anyway, I was under the impression that the springs are cursed because the first thing that falls into an "unclaimed" spring magically drowns because of the curse and is added to the growing list .... again, maybe I'm off on this.

Captain Tylor · Post by **Captain Tylor** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:22 am

Ghastly wrote:That whole gendershift Ranma thing would be very useful.

While the cops are out looking for a bold female chinese bank robber I'd be at home on my huge pile of money. They'd never suspect my caucasian penis of being the culprit.

Plus... you know.... want a little spice, lesbian sex with the missus.

The only problem is that I'd masturbate even more - er... too much - er... Ranma must masturbate a lot. Yeah.

But then it would be a hentai series.