The first one.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:10 am

On friday the very first Happy Fun-Time BJ Bib was purchased by a woman. Up until then every BJ Bib was bought by a guy.

I think if you listen very carefully on Christmas Morning you may, infact, be able to hear the sounds of guys all over the world being smacked by their girlfriends after giving them the BJ Bib for Christmas.

Mykosis · Post by **Mykosis** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 3:58 pm

"Merry Christmas Honey"
Fa La La La La....La La La *SMACK*

Heh...that's a Doghouse gift for sure. Better have a good backup gift
when your significant other opens that package under the tree.
Reminds me of the time I gave my darling lady a nice necklace box
from Kay Jewelers with a Pokemon Dogtag inside. The look of Confusion
and Homicide was on her face. After a few laughs, little explination, and
some easing of her fingers around my throat, I gave her the real necklace
that was around the neck of a large Mewth plush doll. I can do that...
but I don't have the balls to give her the BJ Bib.

M

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 5:55 pm

"But honey... I'm just thinking about your hair!"

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:02 pm

Watch those stereotypes guys. I'm the ecchi one in this household. If I ever got the BJ Bib, I would laugh my face off, and then I would check to see if the aliens had kidnapped my real hubby and replaced him with one with an earthier sense of humor.

Take Care
DFG