And then things went from bad to worse.....

GRH · Post by **GRH** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 7:35 am

*the gothic bondage elf interlaces his long, many ringed fingers and cracks the delicate knucles. Shifting in this god forsaken seat, trying to get comfortable. long leather encased legs stretch out in farther effort for comfort. damn this beautiful 6'2 bodyhight and lil puny short desk.*Hi!
This is Suicide, Q's Gay Bondage Elf, I regret to inform you all that Q is sick. so while she's away at-...being sick, I shall remain to entertain you all! (Especially Rantin cause he called me hot *wave!*) Just be Glad it's me and Not Necro. If it Were Necro, We'd all be dead in an hour. not that I doubt some of you dont find that enetertaining.
Now, some of you might be asking "Suicide? if You're a character, purely created from Q's mind, how are you typing this?"
the answer is:.....I dont know!!! OH GOD I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!next question"Suicide? how did you get Q's login for the forum?"I am part of her mind. I know it all!!!!! *tosses back head, wild Laughter* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!"Suicide? why are you called Suicide?".......lets not open that can of worms, ok?
So here's what I suggest.
A little Q&A with me! Suicide? Why? cause Q cant stop me and Ghastly _wont_ stop me and if someones tired of me, they'll just use their brains and turn the other way. *smirk*So come on, I'll answer almost _anything_. I'm honest too!------------------
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RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 2:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Suicide:
*and lil puny short desk.* I shall remain to entertain you all! (Especially Rantin cause he called me hot *wave!*) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh...... deary deary us..... ****personality 4 (dicko) starts looking hot and bothered... he waves shyly back, attemts to talk a couple oftimies, then chainges his mind Personality one (Ann) takes over ****
So Suicide, do you share with more than Q and Necro? How do you make colective decisions... I can tell you, it's always arguement central round here, and that bloody dicko, he's so shy he makes an over ripe tomato look pale red by comparision... but he'd like to ask you if you've any plans to head south for the winter. ***looks at dicko*** happy now? ***dicko nods head***yeah... basically, hows sharing with three in the head. Sounds like more fun than five------------------
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GRH · Post by **GRH** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 2:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rand Al'tor:
What is your take on Santa elves, Discworld elves, LOTR elves?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, thats a lil impersonal, but we all do what we can.Santa's elves...well, Santa doesnt Exist. thusly, his elves dont exist.
Never read Discworld
I'd have to say the LotR elves are perfect-..if not a tad too noble and wise and all that shit. ever see the D&D movie? .....what the FUCK?! tat was no elf! that was a PMSing member of destiny's Child!.The Elves I respect most are the ones in Drew Hayes Comic book "Poison Elves". come on, what little Elf doesnt run around his home with a toy gun saying "I wanna be Lusiphur when I grow up!"Next Question?
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GRH · Post by **GRH** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 2:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by RantinAn:

So Suicide, do you share with more than Q and Necro? How do you make colective decisions... I can tell you, it's always arguement central round here, and that bloody dicko, he's so shy he makes an over ripe tomato look pale red by comparision... but he'd like to ask you if you've any plans to head south for the winter. ***looks at dicko*** happy now? ***dicko nods head***yeah... basically, hows sharing with three in the head. Sounds like more fun than five<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Three? ohh God no.
First off theirs ShadowWolf, the elf that runs Q's head, makes sure we're all behaving. then Necro Has his Enturage of Ragiddy Andy,Puzzle,Panacea,Melissa, and his She devil.
then theres the Konrans, Drow,Karisuta, Onyx....the list goes on, and on, and on, Q has over 100 people in her head.
I just get a tiney spot somewhere to the left.------------------
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GraveRiver High</A> Online Comic
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Vlad Damien · Post by **Vlad Damien** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 3:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by GRH:
 The Elves I respect most are the ones in Drew Hayes Comic book "Poison Elves". come on, what little Elf doesnt run around his home with a toy gun saying "I wanna be Lusiphur when I grow up!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*drools*
Fuck I love that comic... but "I, Lusiphur" is REALLY hard to find... let alone afford.
Those elves should be an elven standard at least SOMEHWERE!-Vlad D.------------------
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Rand Al'tor · Post by **Rand Al'tor** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 5:02 am

*notices he forgot the capital T of Tor.*Hmmm... Are orcs related to elves. If so, can they crossbreed? Have you tried? How often? Did it work? Can we see pictures? And can we see pictures of the children too?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 7:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rand Al'tor:
*Hmmm... Are orcs related to elves. If so, can they crossbreed? Have you tried? How often? Did it work? Can we see pictures? And can we see pictures of the children too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **Ann's eyes light up in rage** I'll show you crossbreading altight **gets mouseflail** Bad boys get their just deserts.**smack wallop pow pain hurtage owuchith agony **Queer elves DONT sleep with girl orcs! thank you very much**rand ow'tor faints**lesson learned**dicko looks down at rand al'sore's bleeding unconcious body** Oh god... i'm horny...... FAP FAP FAP FAP(heh gahstly... here's another sick idea for you to do youi artwork of heheheheh)

Rand Al'tor · Post by **Rand Al'tor** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 8:33 am

What is your take on Santa elves, Discworld elves, LOTR elves?

Vlad Damien · Post by **Vlad Damien** » Thu Dec 20, 2001 12:24 pm

Here's my take on LotR elves: LEGOLAS IS MY FUCKING GOD!Fuck yeah!-Vlad D.------------------
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Illusions abound · Post by **Illusions abound** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 1:01 am

"Queer elves DONT sleep with girl orcs! thank you very much"I think he was asking out of purely scientific curiosity. There *is* such a thing as artificial insemination, you know....and for so long, I figured there was no such thing as a stupid elf. huh.

TIASIAN · Post by **TIASIAN** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 5:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Queer elves DONT sleep with girl orcs! thank you very much**rand ow'tor faints**lesson learned**dicko looks down at rand al'sore's bleeding unconcious body** Oh god... i'm horny...... FAP FAP FAP FAP(heh gahstly... here's another sick idea for you to do youi artwork of heheheheh)[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I think most elves disgustingly thin and overly effeminate... Even the females.I think the sight of an elf could be improved by having them in a crouching position while a big burly orcish grunt is behind them, ramming his mighty porcine cock into one of their orifices.Just saying.Also: Hiya, Q! Hiya, Ghastly!

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 6:40 am

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TIASIAN:
I think most elves disgustingly thin and overly effeminate... Even the females.Who's an elf??????
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Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 7:05 am

Heya Taisian! Long time no type. I didn't know you were a reader of my little strip.------------------
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GRH · Post by **GRH** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 8:38 am

now,now, boys, lets not fighten when I'm not here to watch eh?
*grin*Orcs...well...There are two orcs in Q's head, one male, and involved with a story thats very close to her heart (thus, Noone fucks with him, other then his opponant, Q's Rules) the other Orc is female, and just a halfbreed. I _did_ watch this thing on Discovery the other night, saying Orcs,Hobbits,elves and humans were all related, myself Do not beleive it. The logic was that orcs are Humanoid. well, a cat and an elephant are both four legged? does that make them related?exactly.

TIASIAN · Post by **TIASIAN** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 9:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Heya Taisian! Long time no type. I didn't know you were a reader of my little strip.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Recently discovered it. Was looking at the posts at the um... the sexylosers comic (I nearly slipped up there). Noticed a bunch by you, went to check it out. Was amused. Couple months later, checked it out again. Amused again, especially by the otaku thing going on... and especially by the MegaTokyo parody (damn strip deserves it... so annoying!).Tired. Yes. I'd offer suggestions, but most of them involve people being torn apart and eaten so uh... nah.

GRH · Post by **GRH** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 9:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TIASIAN:
 I think most elves disgustingly thin and overly effeminate... Even the females.Also: Hiya, Q! Hiya, Ghastly!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Suicide: ok, so _maybe_ I'm a touch on the effeminate side. And yeah, I'm thin. Built, but thin, and I like me this way. I've got muscles, but they've never compromised my catlike physique.But.....Let me Draw your attention to the _other_ elves in here.*clears throat and brings forth a leather clad, mohawked female Drow...with Bigger muscles then himself*
One of the newer elves in Q's noggin, Dameon Silverskull. Drowess Necromancer. Look at these muscles!! DOes she look waiflike to you?! Psycho and sadistic yes, Waiflike, no.
*Dameon Bites at Suicide*
Side: AH! Down girl! Next, we've-..um...wher'ed he go?...*SIde looks about, stearing WELL clear from Necro's domain and-* AHA! here you are.*from a Doorway, peers a tall masculan figure, dressed all in ragged cloaks and rags, a scarf resting across his mouth, hidinf his lower face. Silver cat like eyes stare from the face, and pale blond whisps of hair frame high cheeks. pointed ears, sheaded to uslessness, poke from the hood*SIde: this, my friends, is Issues. yes, Q named a character Issues, to go with "Anarchic" and "Suicide". Ahh....we're not quite sure what tipe of Elf Issues is...he doesnt speak much, being mute and all...meh...the poor man just has issues.... I couldnt help myself!!!!!
anyways, i was making a point.....
*Suicide suddenly punches Issues in the gut, the ragged elf doesnt even flinch*
Side: See? hard as cock-...rock o.o;;;;! I said Rock, you're all in the gutter and im a good boy, I said rock ....*ahem*the point I'm trying to make here, is not all elves are thin and effeminate Atsirk: note how you glossed over the thin ones like..oh..._me_. And Caige, and Foxfire and-.......ShadowWolf is debatable.Side: you dont count Atsirk, you're a freak anyways.Atty:Riiiiiiiiight......says the leashboy. of course.Side:.......be good or I'll send Necro After YouAtsirk: A}only Q can do that and B} he'd sooner rape you then me. I have wings. he cant catch me.*Smirk*Drow:SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!------------------
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Coa HyperFnord · Post by **Coa HyperFnord** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 12:59 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Vlad Damien:
Here's my take on LotR elves: LEGOLAS IS MY FUCKING GOD!Fuck yeah!-Vlad D.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>YES! The almost machine-gun like bowing that they portrayed in the movie was so fucking cool.
I like Elrond, too. Fucking badassed ancient warrior. Oh yeah.
Then there's that whole lesser-god Galadriel. Mmm. Cool characters...