I confess

Protagonist · Post by **Protagonist** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:35 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:I confess that I got a really bad knot in my shoulder this morning, so I massaged it using a giant blue shiny penis-vibrator. ^^

... and now I'm thinking of Watchmen 34-ness.

I confess that the first thing I thought of when I read "blue shiny penis" was Watchmen, because I use those exact words every time I describe the movie.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:04 pm

I confess that gymnastics is a great workout, I was sore for three days afterwards.

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:30 am

I confess that I've finally found my old stethoscope.

Yay!

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:17 pm

I confess that I really don't give a fuck about animal rights.

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:54 am

WangyJohn wrote:I confess that I really don't give a fuck about animal rights.

Yay!

You've now regained enough badass cred to make up for the fact that you're straight edge.

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:43 pm

I confess that last night I went to the local queer film festival...

...and accidentally walked into the wrong movie.

I wanted to see a collection of short films, but what I ended up seeing was a really disturbing gay movie.

It was about a cocaine dealer who was in the closet and struggling with his sexuality.

But it was a pretty disgusting film. Full of violence, rough sodomy, homophobia, drug taking, etc.

I felt sick to my stomach. God, young people in Britain are nasty.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:30 pm

Vedius Pollio wrote:God, young people in Britain are nasty.

You Preach to the choir, sir.

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:05 pm

I confess that I've just had a revelation.

Sweden is an arsehole country.

Think about it. It's the country that hands out Nobel Prizes like candy to a whole bunch of assholes like Mother Teresa and the Dalai Lama (a corrupt feudalistic man-child who ran a shithole of a country where most of the population were serfs who were frequently raped and tortured by landowners, and where the majority of monks were kidnapped as children by the monasteries and sexually assaulted). The kind of country that gave a Nobel Prize to the inventor of DDT, and told him: "Thankfully, Dr. Mueller, you have not taken the Franciscan virtues so far that you would not kill a fly."

If the Nobel Prize bullshit isn't enough, they also banned temazepam and have zero tolerance policies against everything.

Oh, and in addition to their dumb drug laws, they have dumb prostitition laws where it is illegal to BUY sex but it is legal to SELL sex.

For once, I agree with Fred Phelps.

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:20 pm

What about ThePirateBay and Wikileaks?

Protagonist · Post by **Protagonist** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:38 pm

Does it really count as agreeing with someone if you both hate the same group of people for completely opposite reasons?

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:51 pm

Protagonist wrote:Does it really count as agreeing with someone if you both hate the same group of people for completely opposite reasons?

What we both agree about is that God hates Sweden, though not neccessarily why.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:30 am

VP, is it possible for you to make a post where I disagree on less than 80%?

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:52 pm

I confess that there may be something wrong with my liver. I'm going to get it checked out soon.

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:32 am

I confess that I have a disturbing new obsession:

Leek cultivation.

Yes, leek cultivation.

Anyone who guesses why I'm obsessed with leek cultivation gets a huge high five.

I'm also becoming obsessed with these things:

Sarcomeres and muscle contractions.

Welsh women's costumes in the 19th century.

Calvinist theology.

Vampirism.

And no, none of these obsessions are random.

Ltc_insane · Post by **Ltc_insane** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:12 am

Vedius Pollio wrote:
Protagonist wrote:Does it really count as agreeing with someone if you both hate the same group of people for completely opposite reasons?
What we both agree about is that God hates Sweden, though not neccessarily why.

lol if god hated Sweden then Gustav Adolphus wouldn't of turned Sweden into an empire

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:10 am

Ltc_insane wrote:
Vedius Pollio wrote:
Protagonist wrote:Does it really count as agreeing with someone if you both hate the same group of people for completely opposite reasons?
What we both agree about is that God hates Sweden, though not neccessarily why.
lol if god hated Sweden then Gustav Adolphus wouldn't of turned Sweden into an empire

Who's Gustav Adolphus? Is he the IKEA CEO?

Ltc_insane · Post by **Ltc_insane** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:30 pm

Vedius Pollio wrote:Who's Gustav Adolphus? Is he the IKEA CEO?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Adolphus read and be enlightened

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:02 pm

I confess I don't like waiting for my new computer to arrive
well the last parts of it, should be here next monday

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:28 am

I confess that I only got 6 hours of sleep last night because it took me 8 hours to watch a 1 hour movie. I kept pausing during new irc messages.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:49 pm

Fucking commodity fetish...

I confess that I want a SF Giants baseball cap so bad it's not funny, but the official flex fit one costs 33.99 and I'd have to order it from the US, so no idea about the postage. eBay was no help.

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