-shakes fist-Primarch wrote:OedipusKittyboymuffin wrote:... why the hell is "Nah, she's in a steady relationship with someone already" the first think I can think of that's wrong with that!?
That is all.
you beat me to it you bastard
Sexcapades!
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Re: Sexcapades!
you beat me to it you bastard
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Im very good at competative masterbation-shakes fist-
you beat me to it you bastard
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MistressMaggie
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Re: Sexcapades!
*Oh GOD* that bump felt good...
haha anyways, my brother threw me a last minute going away party, and it totally got out of control, but in the course of the evening I was totally busted having a boy in my bedroom. By my mother. Who then sent my brother to walk in on us.
one day I'll successfully get laid again....
...one day...
haha anyways, my brother threw me a last minute going away party, and it totally got out of control, but in the course of the evening I was totally busted having a boy in my bedroom. By my mother. Who then sent my brother to walk in on us.
one day I'll successfully get laid again....
...one day...
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Ltc_insane
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Re: Sexcapades!
lol well if you end up in Korea Maggie you might find some handsome foreign men working there who will happily fullfill your sex quotaMistressMaggie wrote:*Oh GOD* that bump felt good...
haha anyways, my brother threw me a last minute going away party, and it totally got out of control, but in the course of the evening I was totally busted having a boy in my bedroom. By my mother. Who then sent my brother to walk in on us.
one day I'll successfully get laid again....
...one day...
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life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
Re: Sexcapades!
I've had sex precisely one time in the last eight months. 
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Vedius Pollio
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I've just been with a dominatrix.
Mmmmm. Man-hating goodness.
Mmmmm. Man-hating goodness.
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Re: Sexcapades!
Sex is too complicated for me. Fun in theory, but messy in practice, and it really should be with the right person (aka, not overly serious about how well the sex turns out). Masturbation's been fine for me for the four years that I haven't had proper sex. Though I did get/give a few blowjobs last year.
Fun in theory, but messy in practice, and it really should be with the right person (aka, not overly serious about how well the sex turns out). Masturbation's been fine for me for the four years that I haven't had proper sex. Though I did get/give a few blowjobs last year.Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
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Ltc_insane
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Re: Sexcapades!
i havent had sex in over 2 years............ and i think it's begining to get to me.Churba wrote:I've had sex precisely one time in the last eight months.
"You know, I used to think it was awful that
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
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the last time I had sex was about one year ago with this little black minx from Chicago. She was insatiable and took every drop that I had.
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I put out an ad in Craigslist searching for an apartment. One of my responses was from a mildly-dirty old gay guy who wanted a roommate. Or, if one thing led to another, a "roommate." Also his place was full of cigarette smoke. So, uh, I'm still happily virginal. ``
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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Vedius Pollio
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Re: Sexcapades!
Save up for a whore. Unless they're illegal in your area?Ltc_insane wrote:i havent had sex in over 2 years............ and i think it's begining to get to me.Churba wrote:I've had sex precisely one time in the last eight months.
There is no earthly problem which cannot be solved with whores.
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Listen to this man; he speaks words of wisdom.Vedius Pollio wrote:There is no earthly problem which cannot be solved with whores.
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gonorrhea?(SP)Vedius Pollio wrote:
Save up for a whore. Unless they're illegal in your area?
There is no earthly problem which cannot be solved with whores.
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*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*
~aeridusRe: Sexcapades!
Nah, the Yes Dance cures everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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Re: Sexcapades!
I would also recommend doing the Safety Dance before having any sort of unprotected sexual activity.Aeridus wrote:Nah, the Yes Dance cures everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
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fix'dProtagonist wrote:I would also recommend doing the Safety Dance before any sort of activity.Aeridus wrote:Nah, the Yes Dance cures everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
boring 7 wrote:Though one might argue that 4chan is just a giant, free-form MMO that never stops, nevar forgets, and is not your friend.
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I believe that is the third most homoerotic video I have ever seen.Aeridus wrote:Nah, the Yes Dance cures everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
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