I'm not bi. I'm straight.
The only person I would describe as pan is this one guy(?) who came in late nights at Kinko's to photocopy porn and apparently had some kind of allergic reaction to soap because, I swear, you could smell "it" when it walked in the door from halfway across the store.
And it had the nerve to complain when I wouldn't stick around for more than a few second when it requested help.
Living a soap opera
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LeftTentacleGreen
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Re: Living a soap opera
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Vedius Pollio
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Re: Living a soap opera
OMFG!
First we have Halo saying "We should send Iggy Pop to Auschwitz" and now YOU!
Lefttentacle, you're a fucking bigot. A fucking fucking bigot. You should be nicer to that... ...citizen.
First we have Halo saying "We should send Iggy Pop to Auschwitz" and now YOU!
Lefttentacle, you're a fucking bigot. A fucking fucking bigot. You should be nicer to that... ...citizen.
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Kittyboymuffin
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Re: Living a soap opera
You people make me glad I don't know anybody 
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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RavenxDrake
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Re: Living a soap opera
I'm straight.... ish.
Traps and cross-dressers don't count if they're two dimensional, right?
But, fortunately, I managed to cut off all of the Soap Opera BS from my life with the exception of my older sister, whom I have yet to find a way to divest myself of, short of a Class-A dressing down that will leave her and probably the rest of my family not speaking to me for months.... at least until she needs bail her ass out of trouble, if not necessarily Jail, again.
Traps and cross-dressers don't count if they're two dimensional, right?
But, fortunately, I managed to cut off all of the Soap Opera BS from my life with the exception of my older sister, whom I have yet to find a way to divest myself of, short of a Class-A dressing down that will leave her and probably the rest of my family not speaking to me for months.... at least until she needs bail her ass out of trouble, if not necessarily Jail, again.
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Ce6
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Re: Living a soap opera
Damn, you people make me look like the most boring guy in the world. No drama through social or family life, no stress or psychos hunting me down or looking to me to bail them out. Even in the midst of the national/global/whatever financial crisis I paid off the last of the loans I had and am now debt free for the first time since I started college.
I kinda like it. Nice and peaceful, a stable, good paying job, and free time to waste on collecting comic books, playing with my Rubik's Cubes and writing video games.
My life would make for a sucky soap opera.
I kinda like it. Nice and peaceful, a stable, good paying job, and free time to waste on collecting comic books, playing with my Rubik's Cubes and writing video games.
My life would make for a sucky soap opera.
Re: Living a soap opera
. . .
So D has returned from where M was being held. She bailed M out, and there was that incident. Well, I guess D decided she has had enough of M's shit - so she's breaking up with her "soul-mate". So then M beats the crap out of D. Then M's friend beats the crap out of D. D spent the rest of the week hiding out in a different motel, trying to cool off, and see if she can straighten things out with M. (I still don't know how that turned out - but last I heard, they were breaking up). M is going to her hearing next week, and will probably end up serving the rest of a 2 year suspended sentence because she had skipped bail - probably won't be coming back out to where we are. Kind of a shame to see a person clawing their way out of the gutter, with hopes and dreams, only to get them smashed again. But it was kind of her own doing, yknow? Consequences and all. *sigh* (I still feel it's not fair).
So - as I'm describing these people. .. D is 40. She has an 18 year old daughter. And she's living all this drama. Her choice.
So D has returned from where M was being held. She bailed M out, and there was that incident. Well, I guess D decided she has had enough of M's shit - so she's breaking up with her "soul-mate". So then M beats the crap out of D. Then M's friend beats the crap out of D. D spent the rest of the week hiding out in a different motel, trying to cool off, and see if she can straighten things out with M. (I still don't know how that turned out - but last I heard, they were breaking up). M is going to her hearing next week, and will probably end up serving the rest of a 2 year suspended sentence because she had skipped bail - probably won't be coming back out to where we are. Kind of a shame to see a person clawing their way out of the gutter, with hopes and dreams, only to get them smashed again. But it was kind of her own doing, yknow? Consequences and all. *sigh* (I still feel it's not fair).
So - as I'm describing these people. .. D is 40. She has an 18 year old daughter. And she's living all this drama. Her choice.