I confess that I have hots for a teacher.
Well, not a teacher, but an assistant in the english department who also does substitute teaching every now and then. I saw him wearing a well fitting suit and jeans, and before that, i didn't know what people saw in guys in suits. I do now.
Also, he has a cool beard, and a tattoo on his neck and talks in a scottish accent.
I also confes that I'm developing fursonas for some teachers, the aforementioned assistant would be a goat, and my creative writing teacher would make a great rat (in a good way)
I confess
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Re: I confess
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Re: I confess
I confess that I did an all nighter last night, just doing random stuff online, before I moved today. Now I feel bedragglemuffined. And slightly drunk, or at least what I imagine drunkenness to be like.
I also confess that I have two homework assignments due tomorrow, and I haven't really done much on either. (And I can't use "I was moving" as an excuse since we've had one of 'em all week and the other is an ongoing thing where we have to do something every three weeks.)
I also confess that I have two homework assignments due tomorrow, and I haven't really done much on either. (And I can't use "I was moving" as an excuse since we've had one of 'em all week and the other is an ongoing thing where we have to do something every three weeks.)
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
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Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Re: I confess
Groundskeeper Willie? Yeah, he's hot.WangyJohn wrote:I confess that I have hots for a teacher.
Well, not a teacher, but an assistant in the english department who also does substitute teaching every now and then. I saw him wearing a well fitting suit and jeans, and before that, i didn't know what people saw in guys in suits. I do now.
Also, he has a cool beard, and a tattoo on his neck and talks in a scottish accent.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Re: I confess
Haha, it's more like a small goattee (blond, too).Aeridus wrote: Groundskeeper Willie? Yeah, he's hot.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
Re: I confess
Ooo, goatee! Sounds like a pirate in disguise.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Re: I confess
I confess Groundskeeper Willie is okay looking and I would be willing to do him. I confess I use to like suits, but not so much anymore. I kind of like the idea of fantasizing about doing a teacher or other school worker even though I'm not in school. I confess we have some food that might go bad. Oh and my mom use to be a teacher when she was younger (before I was born).
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I confess I farted
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*
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Re: I confess
I confess I'm feeling in a bleghy mood, in general because it's almost 11 PM, I have half-done homework due in an hour (partly not-quite-so-done because I moved yesterday and also needed to deal with some shennanigans from Section 8 -- I emailed the professor about it asking for his advice or an extension or alternative, but have not yet gotten any response), the dryer didn't quite finish my laundry and I'm all out of quarters, and I might not have home-internet for a week at LEAST.
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Re: I confess
poor muffin
-pet pet-
I confess that my job my evaporate in the next couple weeks
-pet pet-
I confess that my job my evaporate in the next couple weeks
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Re: I confess
I have flu. It is not fun having flu.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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I confess that I'd rather have the flu. The flu would be easier to deal with. I'm having an allergic reaction to something I ate. Prednisone and Benadryl are slowly knocking the reaction down, but everything still itches a little, and it looks like I have the plague.Lulujayne wrote:I have flu. It is not fun having flu.
Of course, we're at Stonghold's Olde English Faire this weekend, so plague is period....
Re: I confess
So you won't mind if I puke and snot on you whilst you de-swell then? 
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Come on over. We'll make some kind of weird internet fetish video out of it and sell it for money.Lulujayne wrote:So you won't mind if I puke and snot on you whilst you de-swell then?
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Re: I confess
I confess that I forget what I'd wanted to confess here.
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Re: I confess
I confess that I had sudden visions of Lulu and RevChris doing leper porn. 
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Re: I confess
I confess that I have a /d/eviant fetish. Specifically, this scenario that keeps playing out in my dreams. I think it was inspired by the meme "I want to be the little girl".
--------------- WARNING: BAD WRITING AHEAD -------------------
Unconditional Love
She has forgotten since when, but the little orphan girl had always been completely devoted to an older step sister. The little girl carried on her daily life as a healthy and well-adjusted individual, with no handicap in either look or ability, except for a complete disinterest in the opposite sex. There was merely a year or two of age difference between the two sisters, but it surely didn't look like it. The step sister in her early twenties was an image of mature beauty, tall and poised, with prominent, motherly breasts and round, full hip. In complete contrast, the little sister did not look at all like a nineteen-year-old. Her body was underdeveloped, almost childlike compared to her fully-bloomed step sister. At 4'8, she stood barely to her big sister's chest. Their exquisitely beautiful faces was the only feature that the sisters have in common.
Every evening, the little girl happily came home from school and waited for her big sister, whom she admired and adored absolutely, and crawled under her skirt and helped her relax, sometimes right after closing the front door. Every morning she would gently climb into her sister's bed, slid under her blanket, and woke her up by sucking and licking her ever so gently. Then when her big sister was awake, the little girl would smile and served her breakfast in bed.
The little girl's utmost happiness in life was to be there whenever her big sister needed to release. The big step sister was hesitant at first when her little sister started to show intense affection toward her, but as the months passed, she came to embrace the feeling of well being from having someone whose pleasure was to wait on her every need. She felt awkward and scared the very first time her little sister pleaded to drink her cum, but it felt good as the nimble tongue slid underneath her hip before she could sound a protest. She felt a surge of power and perverse pride observing how the little body wriggled beneath her standing form, fitting snuggly between her legs. The little girl was so competent at what she was doing that there was no point resisting, and the big sister gradually came to love her life and her little gift from heaven.
The big sister went on to have a rewarding life and relationship, and the little girl would gladly be her sister's sexual helper. She would wait on the couple as they copulate, and when her big sister had climaxed and her boyfriend pulled out to avoid pregnancy, the little girl knelt down to let him face fuck her and ejaculate in her mouth or on her face. The little girl came to be a sex toy for her sister's boyfriend as well, although she always insisted that he can only have her mouth, since otherwise would be cheating to her big sister. In her mind, her weak mouth was only a poor substitute for her sister's womanhood, but she tried her best to become better each time at giving pleasure.
The family lived happily ever after. A few years later, the little girl had grown into a woman. She did not really care that she was making the most money in the family, being a genius painter and composer. She usually stayed at home, lovingly caring for her big sister's first child. The little girl felt blissful to live her life, to get on her knees every night after tucking her nephew in bed. To feel her face and tongue grinding between the moist thighs of her big sister and brother, this was the little girl's happy place, and she quietly wished to be there forever. The little girl ended her reflection and returned to the moment. She attentively cleaned her big sister with gentle strokes of her tongue. Looking up at the small mound on her sister's womb filled the little girl with silent excitement. Her big sister's family was thriving, and she had become the soil on which the tree grew.
--------------- WARNING: BAD WRITING AHEAD -------------------
Unconditional Love
She has forgotten since when, but the little orphan girl had always been completely devoted to an older step sister. The little girl carried on her daily life as a healthy and well-adjusted individual, with no handicap in either look or ability, except for a complete disinterest in the opposite sex. There was merely a year or two of age difference between the two sisters, but it surely didn't look like it. The step sister in her early twenties was an image of mature beauty, tall and poised, with prominent, motherly breasts and round, full hip. In complete contrast, the little sister did not look at all like a nineteen-year-old. Her body was underdeveloped, almost childlike compared to her fully-bloomed step sister. At 4'8, she stood barely to her big sister's chest. Their exquisitely beautiful faces was the only feature that the sisters have in common.
Every evening, the little girl happily came home from school and waited for her big sister, whom she admired and adored absolutely, and crawled under her skirt and helped her relax, sometimes right after closing the front door. Every morning she would gently climb into her sister's bed, slid under her blanket, and woke her up by sucking and licking her ever so gently. Then when her big sister was awake, the little girl would smile and served her breakfast in bed.
The little girl's utmost happiness in life was to be there whenever her big sister needed to release. The big step sister was hesitant at first when her little sister started to show intense affection toward her, but as the months passed, she came to embrace the feeling of well being from having someone whose pleasure was to wait on her every need. She felt awkward and scared the very first time her little sister pleaded to drink her cum, but it felt good as the nimble tongue slid underneath her hip before she could sound a protest. She felt a surge of power and perverse pride observing how the little body wriggled beneath her standing form, fitting snuggly between her legs. The little girl was so competent at what she was doing that there was no point resisting, and the big sister gradually came to love her life and her little gift from heaven.
The big sister went on to have a rewarding life and relationship, and the little girl would gladly be her sister's sexual helper. She would wait on the couple as they copulate, and when her big sister had climaxed and her boyfriend pulled out to avoid pregnancy, the little girl knelt down to let him face fuck her and ejaculate in her mouth or on her face. The little girl came to be a sex toy for her sister's boyfriend as well, although she always insisted that he can only have her mouth, since otherwise would be cheating to her big sister. In her mind, her weak mouth was only a poor substitute for her sister's womanhood, but she tried her best to become better each time at giving pleasure.
The family lived happily ever after. A few years later, the little girl had grown into a woman. She did not really care that she was making the most money in the family, being a genius painter and composer. She usually stayed at home, lovingly caring for her big sister's first child. The little girl felt blissful to live her life, to get on her knees every night after tucking her nephew in bed. To feel her face and tongue grinding between the moist thighs of her big sister and brother, this was the little girl's happy place, and she quietly wished to be there forever. The little girl ended her reflection and returned to the moment. She attentively cleaned her big sister with gentle strokes of her tongue. Looking up at the small mound on her sister's womb filled the little girl with silent excitement. Her big sister's family was thriving, and she had become the soil on which the tree grew.
Re: I confess
I confess checking this thread many times, hoping for a greeting wape.
I'm a sad newfag now...
no one likes to tentacoo wape the newfag anymore
I'm a sad newfag now...
no one likes to tentacoo wape the newfag anymore
Re: I confess
Don't feel bad, I didn't get raip'd at first either, I just blended in so quick.
Also *molest*
I confess that I'm giddy because my teacher liked my creative writing piece; I did intentionally push the limits by writing sci-fi which he had stated to not liking (though, it was more like Speculative Fiction, and mostly scientefically correct, if the time-line was a bit farfetched)
I confess that my next piece will be about food, homoeroticsm and Japan.
Also *molest*
I confess that I'm giddy because my teacher liked my creative writing piece; I did intentionally push the limits by writing sci-fi which he had stated to not liking (though, it was more like Speculative Fiction, and mostly scientefically correct, if the time-line was a bit farfetched)
I confess that my next piece will be about food, homoeroticsm and Japan.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Re: I confess
i confess i'll be glad to go on a trip to china at the end of this month as i need a break from my hellhole work place and havent been overseas in 10yrs odd.
"You know, I used to think it was awful that
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
Re: I confess
I confess that I hang around a lot of furry places online despite never having (or feeling much of a need for) an established fursona.WangyJohn wrote:I also confes that I'm developing fursonas for some teachers, the aforementioned assistant would be a goat, and my creative writing teacher would make a great rat (in a good way)
I confess I did too, just now!Goddessmisca wrote:I confess I farted
I also confess that as far as I'm concerned, farts are always funny. Lowbrow my ass, they're funny.