morning wood

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:20 am

I'm scared to look too indepth at mine... I've got a 250 gig storage drive that's basically porn(I've got a couple of games installed there, but then some of them are porn as well, so it's hard to differentiate) and my MP3's.

Plus I've got god knows how many gigs burned to DVD's...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:15 pm

I have about 10 dvds worth of porn, but that's it. Raven wins.

Chthulhu · Post by **Chthulhu** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:42 pm

I must be weird: I never keep the stuff.

Primarch · Post by **Primarch** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:09 pm

Chthulhu wrote:I must be weird: I never keep the stuff.

Neither do I.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:06 pm

I never even go outside the forum for porn. except literotica.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:22 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:I never even go outside the forum for porn. except literotica.

to bad lit's forums suck

the incest stories rock though, though theres to many daddy/daughter stories for my tastes

the others are pretty good too, but its hard to find what I'm looking for
then again I do like a lot of estoric porn
in fact
I recently found some electro-ejaculation porn

so
lets get some more penii in here

so heres some moar shotas, my flavour of the week, flaccid

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:48 pm

Yay, flaccid~

Spiral Zer0 · Post by **Spiral Zer0** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:03 pm

I woke up with morning wood today acctually.

I hate it, most of the time when I wake up I'm just not in the mood to scratch the itch.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:55 pm

Spiral Zer0 wrote:I woke up with morning wood today acctually.

I hate it, most of the time when I wake up I'm just not in the mood to scratch the itch.

I concur, also (for me at least) morning wood is usually accompanied with having to pee incredibly badly; so, usually discomfort wins the day.

Spiral Zer0 · Post by **Spiral Zer0** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:36 pm

Wilmo wrote:
Spiral Zer0 wrote:I woke up with morning wood today acctually.

I hate it, most of the time when I wake up I'm just not in the mood to scratch the itch.

I concur, also (for me at least) morning wood is usually accompanied with having to pee incredibly badly; so, usually discomfort wins the day.

LOL, I've done the beggining of the forty year old virgin lord knows how many times.

but I'm not right in the head and a horny fucker to begin with.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:47 pm

eh
sometimes I only have the effort to go half way in the morning before rolling over and passing out for another hour being trying again about 1/2 the time

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:40 pm

Shotas are hot, but they scare me.

How are we different from NAMBLA, people?

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:51 pm

We can tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and wish to ensure that shotas stay firmly in the former category.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:15 pm

Vedius Pollio wrote:Shotas are hot, but they scare me.

How are we different from NAMBLA, people?

'cause we know IRL little boys are dirty smelly creatures not hot huge penised sex machines?

also
penis

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:51 am

Vedius Pollio wrote:Shotas are hot, but they scare me.

How are we different from NAMBLA, people?

We like girls, and women, and men too?

But seriously what's scary about it? If sometimes finding shota/loli art sexy makes one a pedophile, then fine I'm a pedophile. So what? I am me and I know who I am. Of course Xero has an excellent too, these cartoons don't have very much in common with real children.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:18 am

Yeah, and reading Shakespear makes you a resident of the middle ages, reading BDSM stories make you a rapist, and watching Disney movies makes you a cartoon character. Also, by that token, watching Romeo and Juliet makes you a pedophile too.

*hat goes flying off at the "Teens from Tokyo" one* ... That guy has an even sexier lower body than I do!

*rimshot*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:46 pm

I dunno, I like the sexy wink of that first girl.

And dang that's a long penis.

Boring 7 · Post by **Boring 7** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:01 pm

This thread always makes me think of Ghastly's Fark Profile.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:24 am

In what way? *hasn't seen Ghastly's fark profile* ``

Chthulhu · Post by **Chthulhu** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:19 pm

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?tt=&login=Ghastly