Oh, This Ghastly ship

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:32 pm

Girls spank the kitty, whereas boys spank the monkey?

Softandshy · Post by **Softandshy** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:31 pm

Yum. Can't say i'd mind some firm but loving spanking of the kitty. Of course, i'd prefer to be stretched across someone's lap for that, or, uhm, tied to the bedposts? Bunkposts. That's it.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:39 pm

softandshy wrote:Yum. Can't say i'd mind some firm but loving spanking of the kitty. Of course, i'd prefer to be stretched across someone's lap for that, or, uhm, tied to the bedposts? Bunkposts. That's it.

well if you come this way miss I've got a few four poster beds set up on this side of the bar were the lovely tentacle monster can and will hold you down for the spankings

got quiet the bum for it too I might add

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:06 am

Xero wrote:...
got quite the bum for it too I might add

fix'd.
If there's to be spankings, they should be heard.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:13 am

ce6 wrote:
Xero wrote:...
got quite the bum for it too I might add
fix'd.
If there's to be spankings, they should be heard.

theres a hi-def camra, mic and 180" display hookups in the closet just to the right of the bar if you don't mind

Lesotheron · Post by **Lesotheron** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:41 am

I've taken care of that. One flip of this switch and the spanking can be heard throughout the entire ship. Linking the security system and the PA system has it's advantages.

Lesotheron · Post by **Lesotheron** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:48 am

I'm trying to decide if I want to link the biometrics to the PA system so that a different theme plays in the background whenever someone makes an announcement.

I'm thinking:

"The Imperial March" for Honor

A Variety of 70s and 80s porn themes for Churba

"Sexual Healing" for BriHahn

and of course:

The theme to the Three Stooges for myself.

If anyone doesn't like what I've assigned to them or would like to request a specific piece (of music, you dirty, naughty crew

), just let me know before my next sleep cycle.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:21 am

I'd like to request an alternation between Blondie's "Sundae Girl" for when I'm in a good, kind and lovely mood, and then Gogol Bordello's "Your Country" for when the bar patrons have been behaving badly and I need to kick some ass.

Thanks kind sir

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:49 am

If I ever work out how to speak to people, I want accordion music for all my announcements.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:56 am

Meep.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:48 am

I claim eerie theremin music for my background music.

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:18 am

*ehem*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:45 am

*gives Xom mailroom duty... after all, someone has to check all those private love letters for "potential threats to the safety of the ship"*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:30 pm

Isn't Xom the one who would be using the mail system to destroy the ship from within?

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:51 pm

lesotheron wrote:I'm trying to decide if I want to link the biometrics to the PA system so that a different theme plays in the background whenever someone makes an announcement.
-snip-

could I request: Dimmu Borgir - The Serpentine Offering
thank you kindly

and for closing mayhaps: Dimmu Borgir - For the World to Dictate Our Death

that is all
-hands you a tall double screwdriver with a shot of lime-
cheers

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:57 pm

lesotheron wrote:I'm trying to decide if I want to link the biometrics to the PA system so that a different theme plays in the background whenever someone makes an announcement.

Mustard Plug--Thigh High Nylons

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:05 pm

Lulujayne wrote:.... Gogol Bordello's "Your Country" .....

Agasp!!!! someone else who knows of Gogol Bordello!!

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:09 pm

Considering my position as an eager young cadet, I think my music will have to be a three-second riff played entirely on kazoos.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:01 pm

Ooh! Ooh! Put on "Yakety Sax" and speed up the footage! :3

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:37 pm

A Variety of 70s and 80s porn themes for Churba

*Walks around*

Bow chicka wow wow!