I like my men like I like my motivational posters...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:52 pm

Full of crazy but oh so entertaining.

I like my women the way I like my movie narrators...

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:00 pm

...coherent.

I like my women like I like my vibrators...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:04 pm

Powered by diesel.

I like my women like I like my electro-shock therapy...

Chthulhu · Post by **Chthulhu** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:54 pm

... convulsion-inducing?

I like my women like I like my Lovecraft ...

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:47 pm

Fantasy based until brought into reality and played out by Macarena Gómez (see avatar, yum)

I like my women like I like my credit card...

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:00 pm

Thin, easy to use, and fun to cut up with scissors when you're ready for a new one.

I like my women like I like my philosophers.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:01 am

Drunk and into sodomy.

I like my women like I like my beehives...

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:12 am

. . . protected by suicidal drones, who are easily put to sleep with a little smoke.

I like my women like I like my libraries. . .

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:50 am

fnyunj wrote:...I like my women like I like my libraries. . .

Quite, filled with knowledge, and often, the best ones are found near universities.

I like my women like I like my depilatory products...

Jpnadia · Post by **Jpnadia** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:53 am

Honor wrote:
fnyunj wrote:...I like my women like I like my libraries. . .
Quite, filled with knowledge, and often, the best ones are found near universities.

I like my women like I like my depilatory products...

...There's a distinct possibility of pain when I play with them, but it's absolutely worth it.

I like my women like I like my pizza...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:29 pm

Hot, juicy, and coming in 30 minutes or less.

I like my women like I like my robots...

Foolosophy · Post by **Foolosophy** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:04 pm

on a rampage.

I like my {gender} like I like my dice

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:35 pm

one way or another responsible for massive damage.

i like my [gender] like i like my router

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:34 am

kite-san wrote:...i like my [gender] like i like my router

Little understood, and vastly underemployed, but powerful, astoundingly versatile, and available with a bewildering array of attachments.

I like my women like I like my Cardigan sweaters...

Trekkiekt · Post by **Trekkiekt** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:01 am

Warm and cuddly with bits of fuzz in strange places.

I like my women like I like my USB stick...

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:08 am

... with a high memory capacity. Mmm, android-girls ...

I like my women the way I like my giant robots. :3

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:27 am

Kittyboymuffin wrote:...I like my women the way I like my giant robots. :3

Sleek, deadly, and 50 feet tall!

(Sign me up for ten please...)

I like my women like I like my Halloween masks.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:47 am

Scaring the shit out of me.

I like my women like I like my nature walks.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:25 am

Suitable for hippies.

Also, sign me up for robot girls.

I like my women like I like my graffiti...

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:45 am

WangyJohn wrote:...I like my women like I like my graffiti...

Colorful, sloppy, slightly incomprehensible, and usually found in the trashier parts of town.

I like my women like I like my cuisine...