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Lulujayne wrote:Just for the record Taowa, you have given me a horrific mental image of female weightlifters rubbing great huge gelatinous lumps of semen all over their bodies prior to a big competition.

What's worse is that after I conceived that mental image I soon realized that it is also probably someone's fetish.
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Lulujayne wrote:Just for the record Taowa, you have given me a horrific mental image of female weightlifters rubbing great huge gelatinous lumps of semen all over their bodies prior to a big competition.

What's worse is that after I conceived that mental image I soon realized that it is also probably someone's fetish.
That's why we have a /34/ thread around here somewhere. For the pr0n nobody really wants to see, but can't help thinking about anyway.
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ce6 wrote:
Lulujayne wrote:Just for the record Taowa, you have given me a horrific mental image of female weightlifters rubbing great huge gelatinous lumps of semen all over their bodies prior to a big competition.

What's worse is that after I conceived that mental image I soon realized that it is also probably someone's fetish.
That's why we have a /34/ thread around here somewhere. For the pr0n nobody really wants to see, but can't help thinking about anyway.
I'm sure /d/ can provide, too.
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Believe me, what I unfortunately imagined was far worse than anything that could be dredged up from the hellish bowels or rule 34.

Then again thats whats so wonderful 'bout the internets - proving me wrong since 1995 or thereabouts.
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Rule 34: Because shitting dick-nipples have to be classified somehow.
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Alright. I have to risk my un-raped lurker ass for this one; since I did go to school for this. lol

Prior to this heap of garbage study it had already been established that semen effected brain chemistry. Although in a good way. This is the peer-review equivalent of my dad can beat up your dad. The effects are generally positive and vary from subject so subject. Most think it's a physical response to sensation of ejaculation but thats just... well speculation.

Alright you guys can rape me now.

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*Wiggles a tentacle just at the red's entrance, before pulling away*

*Bakes Up Red a giant Buck Cake*

Gotcha!

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Churba wrote:*Wiggles a tentacle just at the red's entrance, before pulling away*

Gotcha!
now you are just teasing him...or her

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ahhh! Utah
He needs rapeage and then saving
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Yay! *pounces and snuggles newbie*
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heh thanks guys.

Now back to lurking.

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*gropes RedMage with a slimy tentacle*

Welcome! :D
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Post by Wraithguard starcaller »

there is a very long and drawn out metaphysical explaination for why semen is such a boost.

I won't get into it without request though, as it's wordy ^.^

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Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! ^^
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Freerefill wrote:Mark Twain said it best.

There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.

While I'm sure we can put a solid vote to add in diplomacy and lawyers to that list, such as it is, the topic is statistics.
Oi!

Leave the lawyers alone!
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