Art, or something like it.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:21 pm

As long as you document the female cum secretion method and make it publicly available so other women can follow suit...

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:47 pm

Actually, the more I think about it, the less repugnant it seems, particularly when you compare it to Piero Manzoni's little 1961 opus - Ninety tins of his own shit (each tin contained 30 grams) which he sold for the equivalent of the price of gold. For your viewing pleasure:

This is also the same guy who boiled eggs, pressed his thumb into them so his thumb print was left and gave them to his audience to eat. According to his website, "Swallowing the eggs consecrated by the contact with the artist's hand, Manzoni and the public merged themselves in a mystical communion with art." Uh huh.

Duchamp is rolling in his grave.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:36 pm

Okay, I'm leaving the Faculty of Fine Art. I don't care that I'm a writer and not a visual artist, I don't care that I've never done anything that weird in my life and never intend to, I am going to eliminate any possibility that I could ever be called an artist and therefore linked with those freaks.

Akrites · Post by **Akrites** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:47 pm

So, was that canned stuff worth a shit?

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:41 pm

Akrites wrote:So, was that canned stuff worth a shit?

I'm not sure, it looks pretty shitty to me, haha

PopeMac · Post by **PopeMac** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:45 pm

This is some pretty crazy shit.

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:10 pm

I'm getting nothing but a bandwidth exceeded page.

Sexy_fork · Post by **Sexy_fork** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:26 pm

I asked my boyfriend if he'd like to contribute.

surprisingly (he's usually an odd cookie) he responded with a resounding "No."

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:49 pm

LeftTentacleGreen wrote:I'm getting nothing but a bandwidth exceeded page.

Not to worry, I assume it'll be back in a few days at the begining of next month. I guess lots of folk are gagging to contribute.

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:42 pm

I'm afraid it would be too odd if one of the cubes glowed eerily.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:46 pm

Heh, a metric ton isn't odd enough for you to begin with?

Anyways, you could patent it as a special, comforting "womb-like" night-light for infants if it did...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:07 pm

"Come little baby, rest in the twilight of your unborn brothers and sisters..."