
Uncle Ghastly is in the Hospital
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Get well soon. I'll flog ya if you don't
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The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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$%#! Every time I duck out of this place for a couple days, something bad happens to you, Ghastly. Damnit. Quit doing that. Even I managed to (narrowly) stay out of the hospital this last month.
Hope you have an iPod or PSP to watch, since the cable TV at most hospitals sucks rocks. No internet, nothing on TV, annoying room mate = Hell. Hope your stay is nicer than my last one was (though these days, they try and keep me away from other patients because I'm on immunosupressants, so that's a plus).
Hope you have an iPod or PSP to watch, since the cable TV at most hospitals sucks rocks. No internet, nothing on TV, annoying room mate = Hell. Hope your stay is nicer than my last one was (though these days, they try and keep me away from other patients because I'm on immunosupressants, so that's a plus).
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Thanks for all the warm wishes gang. And thanks Dave for posting my initial post for me. I've found a resource centre that has some internet terminals that the patients are allowed to use so I'm able to post myself but I don't think I'll be able to get down here very often to keep up with conversations.
I became very ill last Thursday night and was transfered to this hospital on Friday. Most of Friday I was out of it but I've been getting better since. Hopefully I'll be back up, out, and online before too long and when I do I'll really want to be starting work on Polly. I may fill you in on more details when I'm out depending on how I feel about it.
All the other people in the ward have been enjoying my artwork though and many of them now have little portraits of themselves. They got a kick out of the fact that people pay money for my artwork and they're lucky enough to be getting it for free.
Saddly I was supposed to be heading to Atlanta this week and Washington D.C. next week but I won't be making the trip now. To add further insult to injury my personal affects have disappeared from the nurse's station so my wallet and keys are gone. Hopefully they're just misplaced but since my wallet had ID with my address on it I had to call my wife and have her get a neighbour to change the locks on the house.
Anyways, don't worry about me, I'm taking it very easy. Relaxing, and about the only thing I'm concentrating on now is getting better. I got four whole doctors here looking after me so all should be well.
See you soon.
I became very ill last Thursday night and was transfered to this hospital on Friday. Most of Friday I was out of it but I've been getting better since. Hopefully I'll be back up, out, and online before too long and when I do I'll really want to be starting work on Polly. I may fill you in on more details when I'm out depending on how I feel about it.
All the other people in the ward have been enjoying my artwork though and many of them now have little portraits of themselves. They got a kick out of the fact that people pay money for my artwork and they're lucky enough to be getting it for free.
Saddly I was supposed to be heading to Atlanta this week and Washington D.C. next week but I won't be making the trip now. To add further insult to injury my personal affects have disappeared from the nurse's station so my wallet and keys are gone. Hopefully they're just misplaced but since my wallet had ID with my address on it I had to call my wife and have her get a neighbour to change the locks on the house.
Anyways, don't worry about me, I'm taking it very easy. Relaxing, and about the only thing I'm concentrating on now is getting better. I got four whole doctors here looking after me so all should be well.
See you soon.
best news I`ve heard all day. good luck and I hope you have a quick recoveryGhastly wrote:Thanks for all the warm wishes gang. And thanks Dave for posting my initial post for me. I've found a resource centre that has some internet terminals that the patients are allowed to use so I'm able to post myself but I don't think I'll be able to get down here very often to keep up with conversations.
I became very ill last Thursday night and was transfered to this hospital on Friday. Most of Friday I was out of it but I've been getting better since. Hopefully I'll be back up, out, and online before too long and when I do I'll really want to be starting work on Polly. I may fill you in on more details when I'm out depending on how I feel about it.
All the other people in the ward have been enjoying my artwork though and many of them now have little portraits of themselves. They got a kick out of the fact that people pay money for my artwork and they're lucky enough to be getting it for free.
Saddly I was supposed to be heading to Atlanta this week and Washington D.C. next week but I won't be making the trip now. To add further insult to injury my personal affects have disappeared from the nurse's station so my wallet and keys are gone. Hopefully they're just misplaced but since my wallet had ID with my address on it I had to call my wife and have her get a neighbour to change the locks on the house.
Anyways, don't worry about me, I'm taking it very easy. Relaxing, and about the only thing I'm concentrating on now is getting better. I got four whole doctors here looking after me so all should be well.
See you soon.
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I'm glad you're starting to get better, good to know you're making good use of all that time spent in bed. Spreading happiness to others is always a great thing to do. 

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I expect every hot nurse ass to be groped Uncle G. EVERY HOT NURSE ASS!
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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Maybe bit too personal, but what were you hospitalised for?
But yeah, best of wishes, and show those patients hell with your scetchbook.
But yeah, best of wishes, and show those patients hell with your scetchbook.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Well, I have been a lurker for a while, but this has gotten me out of hiding. Get yourself the appropriate care Ghastly. The two days over which I read your entire webcomic were anything but an ordeal. I loved seeing your artistic progression, and would hate for that improvement to cease.
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*Ducks behind cover, and prepares to fend off tentacoo wape*
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*Ducks behind cover, and prepares to fend off tentacoo wape*
same here. I came upon your comic a month ago one lonely weekend and laughed my ass off the whole way through. Not Even Sexy Losers had me in stitches this bad. pull through and keep the laughs coming. you single handedly made me respect this city again
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Probably just a well-meaning (and hopefully hot) nurse who wanted to stalk you. And prepare a welcome home suprise for you. In your bedroom. Maybe she didn't know you were really a married father of two?Ghastly wrote:-snip-
To add further insult to injury my personal affects have disappeared from the nurse's station so my wallet and keys are gone.
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*attempts to tentacoo wape anyhoo*Detective Clem wrote: *Ducks behind cover, and prepares to fend off tentacoo wape*

Welcome, and I do agree that I hope it was the hot nurse who stole his stuff for a later surprise.

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~Mavis Leyrer
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Take care and get well soon.
And if the hot nurses don't consent to a friendly grope, at least you're equipped to make some sketches of them being groped
hopefully to be posted here should they slip up and allow you access to a scanner
You may just be a dirty old man, but you're our dirty old man.
And if the hot nurses don't consent to a friendly grope, at least you're equipped to make some sketches of them being groped
hopefully to be posted here should they slip up and allow you access to a scanner
You may just be a dirty old man, but you're our dirty old man.
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"I'm going to the special hell." - Ghastly
Rants, raves, and just about anything else I feel like sharing on no particular topic whatsoever.
"The world...it's...it's full of stupid." -JB
"I'm going to the special hell." - Ghastly
*waits paitently for Uncle G to return in the full bloom of good health*
The tentacle monsters shall be kept primed and ready for your return Sir Ghastly - may it be swift and paved* with sexy white-rubber-dress-wearing nurses!
*not literally of course.... unless you like that kind of thing, you wierdo
The tentacle monsters shall be kept primed and ready for your return Sir Ghastly - may it be swift and paved* with sexy white-rubber-dress-wearing nurses!
*not literally of course.... unless you like that kind of thing, you wierdo

I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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