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Post by WangyJohn »

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/

So, what memes have invaded YOUR brain?
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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Post by Awkwardschoolgirl »

I suffer from:

Pokemon, junk food, sci-fi, religion, discordia, windows, politics, brand names, computer games, conspiracy theory and environmentalism.

Things I might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
USA (80%)
Cthulhu (60%)
British (65%)
Japan (90%)
Free BSD (95%)
Gaming (60%)
X11 (85%)
Hippyism (80%)
Macintosh (80%)
Southampton (69%)
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Post by Xnapalmxmorningx »

Sci-fi, Industrial, Politics. Brand Names, Computer Games

Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (93%)
USA (60%)
Religion (60%)<--- This one made he laugh
8-Bit (90%)
UNIX (60%)
X11 (90%)
Conspiracy Theory (82%)
Environmentalism (70%)
Japan (60%)
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- aeridus' vile insult

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Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

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Post by Squidflakes »

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Linux
USA
Junkfood
Sci-fi
Free BSD
Cthulhu
Gaming
Religion
8-Bit
Japan
UNIX
Discordia
Windows
vi
Politics
Brand Names
Hippyism
Computer Games
Conspiracy Theory
Ultima
Environmentalism
Macintosh
Cars

Viruses you might suffer from:

Goth (65%)
Amiga (80%)
X11 (60%)
Prog Rock (60%)
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

--from The Bible According to Badnoodles

perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow

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Post by RantinAn »

bloody hell
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (75%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

this isnt a comprenhesive list of meemes. where is cockmongler, or the cat (it is fine too), or for that matter shitty copy pasta and longact?
At least millhouse isint there.
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Post by Putaro »

I'm very disappointed that I recognized that symbol that Prince replaced his name with for a while. It doesn't seem to correspond to a meme, though.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
8-Bit
Sci-fi
Free BSD
Politics
Environmentalism
Macintosh


Linux (95%)
Junkfood (95%)
Amiga (80%)
Japan (90%)
Religion (60%)
UNIX (80%)
X11 (60%)
Computer Games (90%).
Conspiracy Theory (60%)
Hippyism (93%)

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Post by Goddessmisca »

Politics
Stop caring!

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

British (90%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ;) ~aeridus

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Post by Indigo Violent »

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Sci-fi (90%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
"In operating system terms, what would you say the legal system is equivalent to?"
"Slow. Buggy. Uses up all allocated resources and still needs more. Windows. Definitely Windows."
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Post by Kite-san »

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Hippyism (85%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
http://www.shokushu.com come all ye faithful to an RP forum for tentacoo wape. okay, well actually the forum is HERE http://shokushucampus.com/ now, but the site is still fun.

bring RRR to iRL!!

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Post by Kittyboymuffin »

Darn, I didn't get enough of Discordianism. :(
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

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Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Junkfood
Free BSD
Cthulhu
Religion
Discordia
Politics
Brand Names
Hippyism
Conspiracy Theory
Environmentalism

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
USA (80%)
Sci-fi (80%)
Goth (65%)
Gaming (70%)
8-Bit (90%)
UNIX (80%)
Computer Games (90%)
Macintosh (80%)

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Post by RavenxDrake »

Infections

Pokemon
Linux
Scifi
Cthulhu
Totl
Gameing
Religon
8-bit
British
Japan
Linux
Discordia
Vi
Politics
Brand Names
Hippyism
X11
Computer Games
Ultima
Environmentalism
Macintosh
Cars

Possible Infections:
Junkfood (95%)
BBCB (70%)
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Prog Rock (60%)
Free BSD (65%)


I'm going to go Defrag my brain... Think Spybot makes a Brain compatable version?
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Post by Lulujayne »

I find it disturbing and somewhat depressing that I suffer from the Pokemon virus, yet I've never watched an episode, or played one of the games *sigh*
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.

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Post by Prettydragoon »

Me neither. At least it doesn't seem to have much outward symptoms so far.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Junkfood
Gaming
Religion
Japan
Sci-fi
Politics
Brand Names
Environmentalism

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
British (60%)
Discordia (90%)
Conspiracy Theory (68%)
Hippyism (73%)
Macintosh (60%)[/quote]
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Post by The Cheshire Dragon »

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Junk food
Sci-fi
Religion
Politics
Hippyism

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
USA (80%)
Japan (90%)
Free BSD (90%)
Brand Names (80%)
Computer Games (60%)
Environmentalism (73%)
Macintosh (80%)
Southampton (69%)

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Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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Post by Fnyunj »

old hat.

Language is a virus.

From outer space.

Let me know when someone installs a rootkit and keylogger in my brain.

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Post by Ce6 »

Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Junkfood
Religion
Japan
Windows
Free BSD
Brand Names
Hippyism
Macintosh

Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
USA (70%)
Sci-fi (60%)
Politics (80%)
Computer Games (90%)
Environmentalism (73%)
Prog Rock (60%)
Cars (75%)
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Post by Swordsman3003 »

Is there anyone who DOESN'T suffer from pokerus?

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