Oddest Things Seen In Porn

[Aeridus]

I recently saw a video of some muscular Asian dude fucking a woman every which way but sideways. At one point he picks her up in an upside down position while he's standing up and licking her pussy. Later on, as he's fucking her doggystyle, he decdes to slowly spin around on top of her, no hands or feet touching ground (she must be strong too) and then doing clapping pushups as he fucks her from the reversed position. It was more of an impressive display of gymnastics than something sexy, but that woman looked like she was enjoying it fine.

[Lulujayne]

The oddest sexual positioning I've ever seen was at a boys go-go club in Bangkok (my dearhearted gay mate decided I needed a more well-rounded view of the sex industry, bless 'im.)
There were 6 pairs of lads - well five and a half, being that one partner was a pre-op miss - all positioned around a circular stage. Amongst many death-defying acts of anal sex positions, the stand-out act was definitely what we dubbed "The Windmill." The bottoms stood touching their toes, whilst the tops started in the "traditional" position, then suddenly launched themselves into the air, their legs whirling over their partners head, then landing in a handstand, then they sprung back over again using their arms to jump around again - around and around and around and around - they got this rotation up to honestly terrifying speeds, and all the time they were balls deep in ass.

I think the audience was collectively clentching its ass muscles.

[Kittyboymuffin]

Hmm. In my case, it'd be in Viper GTS, the penises which came out of the dickgirl-angels' pussies as they raped the succubi whilst going "MWAHAHAHA! FEEL THE LOVE OF GOD! *hump hump hump*"

Mmmm ... submissive succubi ...

[Kingofthemorlocks]

Most awesome video clip ever: One girl was laying on the ground, her ass against a couch. A second girl had her ass on the couch, her feet over the first girl's shoulders, and was masturbating furiously. Suddenly Girl #2 screams and has a squirting orgasm, spraying her hot pussy juice square in Girl #1's face.

Lesbian bukkake is the hottest thing ever.

[JohnnyTwoEyes]

I once saw a guy masturbate with a hammer.


No, I will not go into more details. Fill in the blanks yourself.

[Drigovas]

Certainly not the best thing I've ever seen, but the oddest would certainly have to be a girls ass getting a bunch of little baby eels stuffed into it through a funnel.

I mean really, a funnel?!

[Lulujayne]

As the good Doctor said, "Where there's a will, there's a way..."

[Katjapurrs]

The oddest sexual positioning I've ever seen was at a boys go-go club in Bangkok (my dearhearted gay mate decided I needed a more well-rounded view of the sex industry, bless 'im.)
There were 6 pairs of lads - well five and a half, being that one partner was a pre-op miss - all positioned around a circular stage. Amongst many death-defying acts of anal sex positions, the stand-out act was definitely what we dubbed "The Windmill." The bottoms stood touching their toes, whilst the tops started in the "traditional" position, then suddenly launched themselves into the air, their legs whirling over their partners head, then landing in a handstand, then they sprung back over again using their arms to jump around again - around and around and around and around - they got this rotation up to honestly terrifying speeds, and all the time they were balls deep in ass.

I think the audience was collectively clentching its ass muscles.

zOMG!
*goes to dig out the strap-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Swordsman3003]

Ahhhhhhhh....! Fresh meat.

*rapes*

[TellTaleHeart]

I once saw a guy masturbate with a hammer.

Sounds like the video that MC Hammer doesn't want you to see!

[Mskala]

There was once a time when a project I was working on required me to visit a long list of porn sites - sites not of my own choosing. The two I remember the most were "jewishfetish.com" (seems to be no longer in operation) and "The Ultimate Dog Cock Page" (I don't plan to check). Jewishfetish.com was pictures of people fucking who, I guess, were supposed to look Jewish. I don't feel qualified to judge. There was random Jewish paraphernalia visible in some of the pictures, too. The Ultimate Dog Cock Page was full of thumbnails of what I guess were dog cocks, but the resolution was so bad it was hard to tell. The site promised much better image quality if you paid for a subscription, but I didn't have budget for that.

One of the old standbies of talk.bizarre is the genre of "woman's foot, wearing high heeled shoe, pressing down car accelerator". That's apparently a fetish for a significant number of people - not just generic "foot fetish" but the specific kink of accelerator-pressing-down - and there are Web sites that cater to it. Ain't the Web grand?

[VileTerror]

You know Lulujayne, I think the phrase "Where there's a whip, there's a way" is more applicable to this forum.

[Linkara]

I'm always shocked when I see a 69 position where the two people are standing up. Well, okay, one person is standing up and holding the other upside-down around their waist whilst he eats her pussy. It just seems like a really uncomfortable position for the person holding the other up...

[Mskala]

Well, okay, one person is standing up and holding the other upside-down around their waist whilst he eats her pussy. It just seems like a really uncomfortable position for the person holding the other up...

The person who's standing had better have enough presence of mind to keep hanging on even when, ah, distracted, too. If not, the results could be rather painful for both.

[Awkwardschoolgirl]

Well, okay, one person is standing up and holding the other upside-down around their waist whilst he eats her pussy. It just seems like a really uncomfortable position for the person holding the other up...

The person who's standing had better have enough presence of mind to keep hanging on even when, ah, distracted, too. If not, the results could be rather painful for both.

It would suck for both partners because the upside down person would have all the blood rushing to their heads and probably pass out or get dizzy and grit their teeth or something.

[Lowky]

Certainly not the best thing I've ever seen, but the oddest would certainly have to be a girls ass getting a bunch of little baby eels stuffed into it through a funnel.

I mean really, a funnel?!

You mean This One

[TellTaleHeart]

Well, okay, one person is standing up and holding the other upside-down around their waist whilst he eats her pussy. It just seems like a really uncomfortable position for the person holding the other up...

The person who's standing had better have enough presence of mind to keep hanging on even when, ah, distracted, too. If not, the results could be rather painful for both.

It would suck for both partners because the upside down person would have all the blood rushing to their heads and probably pass out or get dizzy and grit their teeth or something.

Also, if the person standing up loses his/her balance during orgasm, the 69 turns into what is commonly known as the tombstone piledriver. And when someone has their mouth on your genitals, you don't want them to recieve a sharp impact to the top of the head.

[Drigovas]

Certainly not the best thing I've ever seen, but the oddest would certainly have to be a girls ass getting a bunch of little baby eels stuffed into it through a funnel.

I mean really, a funnel?!

You mean This One

Yeah, something like that. Admittedly it isn't particularly foul in any sense, but it sure gives you that 'huh?'

[Lulujayne]

Admittedly it isn't particularly foul in any sense,

....Methinks that I must most humbly disagree....


BTW, "Tombstone Piledriver," funniest name ever...

[Kittyboymuffin]

Certainly not the best thing I've ever seen, but the oddest would certainly have to be a girls ass getting a bunch of little baby eels stuffed into it through a funnel.

I mean really, a funnel?!

You mean This One

Yeah, something like that. Admittedly it isn't particularly foul in any sense, but it sure gives you that 'huh?'

k, that is odd-er.