was half asleep dilating (had the dilator stuck in by clenching my tighs on it, and had a wierd dream of me seducing a goblin prince and having sex with him (well, he turned into a handsom human one, apperently cursed).. anyway as i was having fun in the dream i came. didnt expect to feel such things for a while as so much down there is so numb but still
yay had my first orgasm :)
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yay had my first orgasm :)
ok so it wasnt a great one, was more of oo that felt odd kinda thing.
was half asleep dilating (had the dilator stuck in by clenching my tighs on it, and had a wierd dream of me seducing a goblin prince and having sex with him (well, he turned into a handsom human one, apperently cursed).. anyway as i was having fun in the dream i came. didnt expect to feel such things for a while as so much down there is so numb but still
was nice to have an orgasm, and know you didnt have to start cleaning yourself up so could dream on a bit further (the prince died in a battle then the dream ended
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was half asleep dilating (had the dilator stuck in by clenching my tighs on it, and had a wierd dream of me seducing a goblin prince and having sex with him (well, he turned into a handsom human one, apperently cursed).. anyway as i was having fun in the dream i came. didnt expect to feel such things for a while as so much down there is so numb but still
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Rest in peace vengybabe
Rest in peace vengybabe
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The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Um, congratulations, I suppose. ^^;
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Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
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Congrats! 
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*gives you a giant vibrating clit as a present*
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Why hasn't Hallmark gotten into this market yet?
Congrats on your first sucessful test run!
Congrats on your first sucessful test run!

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Oh thats awesome. very well done
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yaaay! happy orgasmsmas!
just make sure to mark the date so you can do a 'first anniversary of first orgasm' and induce strange disturbed looks in the normals ~_^
just make sure to mark the date so you can do a 'first anniversary of first orgasm' and induce strange disturbed looks in the normals ~_^
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bring RRR to iRL!!
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bring RRR to iRL!!
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Surely card shops will make custom cards for you. 
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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
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I think that national orgasm day is some time around the end of july.

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