Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
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Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
WHY!
Have we some how upset the great Canadian web comic God of tentacles and naked yaoi wrestling?
Please tell as what we need to do to atone for our sins.
Please, I beg of you please do not turn your back on us.
I need the power of the tentacle to keep Will Weaton and John Malkovich away from me!
Have we some how upset the great Canadian web comic God of tentacles and naked yaoi wrestling?
Please tell as what we need to do to atone for our sins.
Please, I beg of you please do not turn your back on us.
I need the power of the tentacle to keep Will Weaton and John Malkovich away from me!
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For the love of christ!
Its 8:47pm here and I swear I heard John Malkovich in my closet. I have no weapon against him! Please Ghastly I need that strip!
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No weapon? You don't have garlic in the house? Or just something hard and heavy that you can swing?
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Oh God!
Its 12:44am now.
I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
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Re: Oh God!
Aw now, don't fret. I'm sure Ghastly hasn't forgotten about you. He's gotta get his rest after the convention. ^_^ Give the man some time, after all he hasn't let you down before has he?LostNgone wrote:Its 12:44am now.
I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
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Re: Oh God!
Quick! Loudly give Malkovich permission to fuck your ass, its your only hope!LostNgone wrote:Its 12:44am now.
I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
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DAMN IT, SQUIDFLAKES! Don't you know verbal permission still leaves doubt?! Why, Malkovich need only TELL everybody that he had no consent, and then it would be like an ex post facto anal rape! Lostngone, you have but one chance! Call a lawyer, a witness, and a notary public, get the FULL consent forms drawn up, and MAKE SURE to make a taped consent, as well!
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