Why has Ghastly forsaken us!

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Why has Ghastly forsaken us!

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WHY!

Have we some how upset the great Canadian web comic God of tentacles and naked yaoi wrestling?

Please tell as what we need to do to atone for our sins.

Please, I beg of you please do not turn your back on us.

I need the power of the tentacle to keep Will Weaton and John Malkovich away from me!

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Probably because he's at I-CON...
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Post by Halo299 »

Probably because he's at I-CON...
that what i was thinking too.

but who knows what miadventures ghastly might have gotten himself into.

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Maybe he was detained at the US border for being a Tentacle Terrorist.

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i was thinking it was that his ribs were giving him grief :ick: pain :ick:
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Post by MaryxTyphus »

Or maybe he read our board about Technological Tentacle Monsters and decided to build and program some of his own
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Post by Aeridus »

We must ready the website for when he comes back... maybe if we leave some sake at the Altar of Ghastly he will be pleased and make an extra-yummy comic. ;)

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For the love of christ!

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Its 8:47pm here and I swear I heard John Malkovich in my closet. I have no weapon against him! Please Ghastly I need that strip!

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No weapon? You don't have garlic in the house? Or just something hard and heavy that you can swing?
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Oh God!

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Its 12:44am now.

I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.

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Post by Surprise Chibi Inside! »

LostNgone wrote:Its 12:44am now.

I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
Aw now, don't fret. I'm sure Ghastly hasn't forgotten about you. He's gotta get his rest after the convention. ^_^ Give the man some time, after all he hasn't let you down before has he?
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Post by Ghastly »

Yes, the comic will be a wee bit late this week but it will be up. Give me a bit of time, much to do and not much time to do it. The big SNBT release party is at the end of this week between that and the convention I was run pretty ragged.

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LostNgone wrote:Its 12:44am now.

I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
Quick! Loudly give Malkovich permission to fuck your ass, its your only hope!
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Post by Queenhank »

DAMN IT, SQUIDFLAKES! Don't you know verbal permission still leaves doubt?! Why, Malkovich need only TELL everybody that he had no consent, and then it would be like an ex post facto anal rape! Lostngone, you have but one chance! Call a lawyer, a witness, and a notary public, get the FULL consent forms drawn up, and MAKE SURE to make a taped consent, as well!
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D: this is just disturbing...
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