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wow...

Strapless strap-on..

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*sigh* Yet another amazing sex toy for women...
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Um... seen those around for a while. Though the ones I saw were quite a bit sleeker. I imagine the grooves on this one may help a bit more to stay on but that's just pure speculation on my end.
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Post by MaryxTyphus »

Huh... I saw that months ago as well

I thought you were more updated on this like this Squid?
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The pieces are referred to as 'horse' and 'pony'?
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HentaiCat wrote:*sigh* Yet another amazing sex toy for women...
Aw, don't feel bad, hon. Meet a woman who's open-minded enough and it could be a toy you'd enjoy, too!

Edited for grammar.
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Indigo Violent wrote:
HentaiCat wrote:*sigh* Yet another amazing sex toy for women...
Aw, don't feel bad, hon. Meet a woman who was open-minded enough and it could be a toy you'd enjoy, too!
Well first I need to find any woman, I can worry about open mindedness latter
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good stuff
the first law of thermodynamics is: you cant win.
the second law of thermodynamics is: you lose.
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Eh, thought of it independently 2 years ago. Good idea. Glad to see it made. What HC said.
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*echo* Saw it a while ago... Never used one or seen one used, though. Doesn't seem like it'd stand up well to... urm... strenuous use, to me. Could be mistaken, though.

*edit* Which should not be taken to mean I won't try one someday.
Gengar wrote:...thought of it independantly, etc etc.
...guess I could say the same... But I imagine a lot of lesbians who've ever thought for more than five minutes about the implications of a modified double dong could, also... I'd say it's kudoable that someone of your gender persuasion thougt of it. If she makes a killing on it, we'll both end up wishing we'd acted on our thoughts in a more commercial sense. ;-)
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it seems... duable enough... never know without a field test...


anyone?

edit: had to italicize/boldify "seems"
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Sure. Send me one (I'll supply my own test subject, though) and I'll be sure to let you know how it goes. :D
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MaryxTyphus wrote:Huh... I saw that months ago as well

I thought you were more updated on this like this Squid?
Well yea, but things slowly filter through to the forum.
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Its not fair, females have all the neat toys....

Btw female denizens of the board, do you prefer artificial cock, or actual cock? and WHY
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artifical cock. But then, I'm a lesbian, why would I prefer the actual one?
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Unholy wrote:Btw female denizens of the board, do you prefer artificial cock, or actual cock? and WHY
I have to go with CJ here and say Artificial, and list lesbian as reason 1. (Well, I don't have to 'go with CJ', but it's certainly in my better nature and high on the list of things I've always wanted to do...)

But... To add a list of other reasons...
  1. Dildos require no foreplay, no viagra, and no alcohol.
  2. Dildos do not spit poisonous venom at you.
  3. Dildos never go soft before you're done with them.
  4. Dildos don't shrivel and die if you laugh during sex.
  5. Dildos, once clean, tend to stay clean until needed.... Hence,
  6. Dildos don't have smeggy bell-ends.
  7. If a dildo gives you a disease, it's because you've been careless, not because the dildo's been dishonest and stupid.
  8. Dildos mean my cock is bigger than yours. And smaller. And slimmer, and thicker, and longer, and shorter, and harder, and softer, and vibrates. And penetrates both holes at once, while grinding the clit.
I could probably continue for quite some time... But I'm working. ;-)
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Wilmo wrote:it seems... duable enough... never know without a field test...


anyone?

edit: had to italicize/boldify "seems"

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One of these showed up in Anne Rice's "Exit to Eden" umpty ump years ago.
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Dildos don't shrivel and die if you laugh during sex.
Well... Neither dose a real cock... right?

Besides that one they all seem true... :(
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Goddessmisca wrote:
Wilmo wrote:it seems... duable enough... never know without a field test...

anyone?

Honor Darling?
Heh... Never beforehave two words so caught my interest.

Your place or mine, lovely one?
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