I'm sorry you don't like the way my comic is going.
I happen to like phalluses very much and enjoy celebrating them. So did an awful lot of people in the ancient world, given that they created such deities as Priapus and the rest of the phallic horde.
Admittedly the current storyline is well-stocked with shallow characters, but we already knew the centaurs were vain and idiotic, and Alex is just along for the ride.
Guess what? My sex isn't meant to be shocking, it's meant to be fun or silly.
And in case you've forgotten, my last storyline was quite serious and thoroughly researched. I felt I deserved a light-hearted break after that one, and found a convenient way to work in my half-finished Sinner Dragon guest storyline.
So you'd better stope reading now, before the werewolf turns up!
PS - It's "METROBIUS".