Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2002 11:02 am
WE SHALL MARCH AGAINST THE PANT-WEARING ENEMIES WHO WISH TO CRUSH OUR FREEDOM!! OUR FREEDOM PEOPLE!!! ONWARD!!!!
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was
about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off
to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he
slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a fresh
start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate! love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food
and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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Piter de Vries
First Mate, Krustofsky
Whale Boat