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I've seen this before, just never started one,
Basicly i post a A, you post the Q for my A, and then post a new A<P>Ya, so i'll start..<P>A. Whale<P>------------------
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Q. So Mr. Jones, who are you fantasizing about now?<P>A. Billy Bob

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Q: So, Mr. Jones, who are you fantasizing about now? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>A: I like pie.

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Q: What did you buy with your prostitution money?<P>A: A great big carrot.<P>(I'm evil)

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Q: Is that a great big carrot in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Its a what?<P>A: A dirty towel.

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Q: Are you a numbers fan?<P>A:Purple Monkey Dishwasher<P>------------------
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Q: So Mr. Bond, have any last words?<P>
A: Mat's (stolen) dirty Dreamcast<P><p>[This message has been edited by gomatgo (edited 06-08-2001).]

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Q. What did i see you carting into your house?<P>A. Ayiiee

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Q What are rolly-polly and yummy when you eat them up?<P>A The desert planet Arakkis, known as Dune.<P>------------------
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Q. "What did you call it again?"<P>A. Fish Heads

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Q: What do you look like?<P>A: 42

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Q: Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine with the chicks? Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?<P>A: A pixie-man with tights.

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Q:Where did you spend your childhood?<P>A:Piter

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Q. how old are you!?<P>A. A 1, and a 2, and a 1,2,3,4<P>

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Q: How many sex midgets can you see right now?<P>A: Down the hall, take a left. It's on your right.

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Q: Excuse me, but I'm new on this ship. Which way to the harpoon locker?
(this brings back many fond memories for Piter)<P>A: The new Trek series, "Enterprise".<P><P>------------------
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Q: What not only sucks, but blows as well?<P>A: Never quit, never surrender.

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Q. What's the exact opposite motto of the french?<P>A. Tomb Raider

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Q. What movie did you waste $7.50 on?<P>
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