Skane has been cloned. ;)

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Mon May 07, 2001 9:54 am

*a ray of light hits the earth and splits the ground asunder. Magma spills out of the crack and flows all around. Among the scene of carnage and chaos, a strange 'stone' appears out of the lava, defying the heat and floating on the lava as the lava flows on and on. Finally, the flow stops and everything cools down. The 'stone' reveals itself to be actually a gigantic egg. Within moments, the egg shatters and a winged beast bursts out from it! It's first words were-**suck, suck*
Got milk?
*suck, suck**yessss... Skane has touched down in Keenspace and has made a home here, in this Forum. With luck, he will find it a nice place to live in*Hee hee. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Mon May 07, 2001 9:57 am

God dammit!*Kicks Skane*What did we tell you about sucking your thumb?*Straps Skane to a chair and forces him to watch D&M goodness.*And don't make me do it again!

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Mon May 07, 2001 10:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Strangeone:
God dammit!
*Kicks Skane*
What did we tell you about sucking your thumb?
*Straps Skane to a chair and forces him to watch D&M goodness.*
And don't make me do it again!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*due to unexpected stress and hostility, Skane undergoes accelerated growth and becomes full-size!*Rraaaarrrr!!!!*breaks free from the chair and thwaps Strangeone into the next century*Schmumble, mumble... ...
What does my gene-source's problems have to do with me.
Lousy leet speaker... ... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">

Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:10 am

By the way. Aren't you technically a newbie on this board?*POKE*

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:19 am

Bwer wah hahahahahaha. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:22 am

Not for long I hope. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">With enough care and nurture, I may even exceed my gene-source.Woah hohohohohoho! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Vaughn · Post by **Vaughn** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:46 am

Of course, this is an *excellent* oppurtunity for me to surpass you!Now, bring it on.Heh heh heh...
*brandishes pok

Coriolinus · Post by **Coriolinus** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:12 am

Anywhere Skane goes loses whatever mature status it once had... If he started posting on the Exploitation Now boards, it would degenerate into a series of endless Sesame Street Puns...

Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Tue May 08, 2001 7:01 am

You're right. I'll fix it.*Motions in a crowd of nude women, then punches Skane in the teeth. Skane swears up a storm of words unusable on network television.*There's your MA right there! Sex, violence and profanity.*Notices Skane is in dragon form now. Blasts him out of the sky with an anti-dragon missle.*Ah, the wonders of text descriptions! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Tue May 08, 2001 7:04 am

Okay, people, what's going on here?*Looks around.*Feh. A bunch of newbies slugging it out. Not worth my trouble. I've more...important matters to attend to, so if you'll excuse me...*Lays a path of Jello down and slides along it out the door.*------------------
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A Man In Black · Post by **A Man In Black** » Tue May 08, 2001 9:10 am

Skane, don't you have some elementary school teachers to do homewok for or something?

Maboo · Post by **Maboo** » Tue May 08, 2001 9:16 am

<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif">Isn't this supposed to be a MA comic anyway?

Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Tue May 08, 2001 11:20 am

*Warps back in from the year 2101, fighting off the temptation to quote Zero Wing. He fails.*All your base are belong to us, you 14|/|0r![This message has been edited by Strangeone (edited 05-08-2001).]

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Tue May 08, 2001 11:35 am

*grabs Strangeone and throws him into a soundproof padded room and seals the door. Strangeone is forced to listen to endless spools of BBC news and watch re-runs of all the Seasame Street episodes*

Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Tue May 08, 2001 11:43 am

Hey, cool! Muppets!

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Tue May 08, 2001 11:57 am

Glad you enjoy it. Now watch and learn how they talk properly. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">

Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Tue May 08, 2001 11:59 am

*Begins singing.*'C' is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...This post brought to you by the letter V and the number 3.

RichardIWebster · Post by **RichardIWebster** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:02 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Skane:
 *blushes*You flatter me. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">BSF, I gave up trying to post on the EN Forum, too much feedback, bad for my brain's well-being. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue. ... QUOTE>I quit the CRFH board because I became terrified of it...It's a bloody Malestrom and will undergo gravitational collapse any day now!

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Wed May 09, 2001 9:30 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by RichardIWebster:
 I quit the CRFH board because I became terrified of it...It's a bloody Malestrom and will undergo gravitational collapse any day now!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>O_o? Oh well, survival of the fittest. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">

Skane · Post by **Skane** » Wed May 09, 2001 11:04 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by A Man In Black:
Skane, don't you have some elementary school teachers to do homewok for or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Homework?
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That word sounds familiar... ...
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Ah yes, now I remember.Nope, no homework since the second week of March. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> And no homework till July. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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