All your post are belong to Aeire.

[Strangeone]

You have no chance to survive make your post.<P>(Someone was going to do it eventually!)

[Michael Martin]

[kills Strangeone for the Zero Wing Reference]<P>OK, now that the formality is out of the way, maybe we can kick off the "Grammatical Zero Wing" project. The goal here is to state "All your base are belong to us" in as many languages as possible, and with actual correct grammar.<P>Artificial languages are OK, but it would be nice to get a good spread of natural languages too.<P><B>English:</B> We now control all your bases.
<B>Spanish:</B> Hemos conquistado todos sus bases.
<B>1337:</B> (475 0//nz 4ll j00 5uxx0r'z b453xx0rz.<P>--Michael<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1425]

A.D. 2101
The battle began<P>Outside Ship - An explosion occurs.<P>Ship's Bridge
Captain: "What happened!?"
Mechanic: "Someone detonated bombs all around us!"<P>Close-Up of Excited Communications Officer
Operator: "Captain! Incoming transmission!"
Captain: "What!?"<P>Ship's Bridge
Operator: "Image coming through on the main monitor."
(CATS appears)
Captain: "You... you are...!!"<P>Close up of CATS
CATS: "You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen." (sarcasm)
CATS: "Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces,
all of your bases now belong to CATS."
CATS: "Your ship too, shall soon be destroyed."<P>Close up of captain & CATS
Captain: "Im.. Impossible!" (or "F.. Foolishness!")
CATS: "We thank you for your cooperation." (more sarcasm)
CATS: "Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives...."<P>Ship's Bridge
CATS: "Hahahahaha ...."<P>Close up of Forlorn Captain
Operator: "Captain!?"<P>Ship's Bridge (ZIGs on monitors)
Captain: "Launch all ZIG fighters!"<P>Shows a ZIG pilot powering up
Captain: "All we can do is entrust it to them..."<P>Shows a ZIG moving into launch position
Captain: "Give us hope for our future..."<P>ZIGs on monitors, Bridge Explodes
Captain: "We're counting on you, ZIG!!"<P>The ship explodes.
A lone ZIG zooms into view!<P><P>------------------
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