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Postby Somebody Strange on Wed May 30, 2001 7:36 am

I would like to try
Posting things in haiku form
For the fun of it.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Postby Somebody Strange on Wed May 30, 2001 7:42 am

Haiku follow rules.
Five, seven, and five again.
(Syllables, that is.)<P>Other than this one,
Please try to limit yourselves:
One haiku per post.<P>Any topic's fine.
Don't feel limited by the
Comic on Page One.<P>Please participate!
If I get enough response,
Maybe a contest?<P>What would be the prize?
Original artwork is
Hardly worth the stamp.<P>Cameo, perhaps?
Would you really want to see
My version of you?<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Postby Mr Erratic on Wed May 30, 2001 7:57 am

You can't handle truth
A very funny tag line
Strangely apropos
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Postby Frodoelf on Wed May 30, 2001 9:21 am

vicious lies is good.
it makes me feel all tingly.
in my pants, you know.<P>------------------
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Postby Mr Erratic on Thu May 31, 2001 2:02 am

<a HREF="http://www.smalltime.com/nowhere/rhubarb/haiku.cgi">Haiku-o-matic</a>
Poetry all jumbled up
A harmless pasttime
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Postby The Creature on Thu May 31, 2001 2:03 am

Slime loves the summer
Eat the delicate blossom
Ooze over warm grass<P>(O)
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Postby Lummox JR on Thu May 31, 2001 5:35 am

Would my cameo
Have enormous pectorals?
Will it get more girls?<P>Lummox JR
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Postby Lummox JR on Thu May 31, 2001 9:16 am

It is still Tuesday,
Says the date of today's strip.
You've made time stand still.<P>Lummox JR<P>------------------
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Postby Somebody Strange on Thu May 31, 2001 10:34 am

Time still marches on.
My drawing ability
Lacks speed and skill though.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Neurotic -- sane, but unhappy about it.<p>[This message has been edited by Somebody Strange (edited 05-31-2001).]
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Postby Mr Erratic on Fri Jun 01, 2001 2:53 am

The grocery list,
some things we are not flush on.
Add toilet paper.<P>(based on a fond memory of Mom getting very red in the face)
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Postby Somebody Strange on Fri Jun 01, 2001 5:18 am

Two more comics up!
You say Friday is still late?
Whoop-de-freakin'-do.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Postby Lummox JR on Fri Jun 01, 2001 5:50 am

You know you're behind
When Mike Shapiro updates
Joe the Circle first.<P>Lummox JR
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Postby Mr Erratic on Fri Jun 01, 2001 5:51 am

Wake Friday morning
my energy at low ebb.
Time for my comics.
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Postby Somebody Strange on Fri Jun 01, 2001 7:26 am

Not quite sixty out:
I can't believe that it's June!
Why is it so cold?<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Postby Mr Erratic on Fri Jun 01, 2001 8:00 am

Enjoy now's weather
Past, future, you can't enjoy
We only have now
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Postby Somebody Strange on Fri Jun 01, 2001 8:25 am

Very enlightened.
Zen-like thoughts in haiku form.
Who woulda thunk it?<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Postby Somebody Strange on Fri Jun 01, 2001 11:48 am

I would like to know
If someone in this forum
Could pun in haiku.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Postby Chris Purcell on Sat Jun 02, 2001 1:48 am

For all I may try
I can't make myself not see
The world as haiku<P>Well, this is Chalain's actually, I found it on an old Schlock thread (VERY old), but it's quite nice...<P>Chris/Kritter
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Postby Mr Erratic on Sat Jun 02, 2001 8:25 am

Sniffle sneeze and blow
Allergy season is here
I think I smell snot
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Postby Somebody Strange on Sun Jun 03, 2001 8:46 am

New comics up soon
Unfortunately I'm still
One comic behind.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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