Because I'm too lazy at the moment to write up a full con report. Here's a brief summary of what was good and why.<P>KARAOKE: Because Starscream sang a Gorillaz song, a bunch of my friends dressed as J-rockers with big hair and danced/sang to the Gaogaigar opening, and Sha-chan and I did the "Excel Saga" opening (which people seemed to like).<P>SILENT BOB'S HAREM: Last I checked, it was 48 members strong ... plus Rob. ^^; I'm proud to say I was the first to join after Donnie's girlfriend.<P>MEG'S ART: Meg draws purdy. She draws much purdier than I do. She needs to do a guest strip or seven.<P>SHIRT GUY DOM: He threw a sheep at me. And I still have it. It jingles. ^0^<P>COSPLAY OPENING: I got shot at and missed, and shit at and hit. Then Sha-chan landed on my legs and some guys in leather carried me around. Don't you wish you'd been there?<P>WHOSE LINE IS IT ANIME?: Because I fell on my arse, John mentioned drunken shrooms ... and "Last drop is always on the pants." o.O; Remember, Rob, points don't matter, just like Lupin cosplayers who CAN'T dance. ^^;<P>GREG'S CORSET: Ooh you so SEXY!!!!<P>NAKED MAN ON A STICK: Also known as my snifty Lupin gun. It's still amusing me, which is probably a sign of permanent brain damage. Hee ... *poingpoing*<P>ROOMIE'S FIRST CON: And she saw "Ebichu the Housekeeping Hamster," the cosplay, the karaoke, AND drunk otaku!<P>SEXY CHAD: His son is the president.<P>COWBOY BEBOP MOVIE: ... DUDE. *drool* I love Spike. Hooray for irresponsible drunken womanizers who occasionally go badass. ^^;v Those are my boys.<P>JASON WALTRIP: ... SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!! o.O<P>HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Sleeping in the same room as the best/only Jet Black cosplayer ever (and not realizing it), Cagliostro group photo shoot, cuteness contests, getting hugged by random guys, Shinesmen, plushies, drunk people, giant Pocky, WAAAAAAIIIII!!!!<P>They should have NekoCon every year!...<P>Um ...<P>Okay, that means it's time for sleep.