Don't Dream It -- BE it!

[Shastar25]

heh, I still remember the unstoppable cyborg I played back in highscool during my lunchtime Marvel Superhero's gaming session:<P>the Bio
Intelligent
Terminating
Computerized
Humanoid<P>It's amazing how much you can make a high school freshman gigle when they ask you what is on your piece of paper and you reply, "Oh, that's just my B.I.T.C.H."<P>^_^<P>Dan

[Maccabee]

Pfft. Heh-heh. Hee. <composes himsel--> BWAAH-HAHAHAHAH!! <snort><giggle> ((must... breathe!!))<P>I really want to play in an anime RPG some day. I've even got a character concept -- an underaged lesbian nymphomaniac martial artist named "Stock Character 32-B." She giggles! She punches! She makes inappropriate remarks and giggles some more! Available everywhere! Now in special American "she's my cousin" version!<P>Greg<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1252]

I think I told Maccabee this before, but I'm playing a demon-berserker private detective with a chainsaw in an upcoming RPG. How d'ye like THAT, eh?

[Maccabee]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rumy-chan:
<B>I think I told Maccabee this before, but I'm playing a demon-berserker private detective with a chainsaw in an upcoming RPG. How d'ye like THAT, eh?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> Hello, officer! The chainsaw? Easy enough to explain. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> I'm, er, Canadian! Yeah. Logging's very important up in Canada. My whole family are lumberjacks. My dad's a lumberjack, my Uncle Dave, my-- The hockey mask? Pssh! <I>Every</I>body knows how popular hockey is in Canada! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif"> Yeah. The bloody stump? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> Well, that's LOOK BEHIND YOU! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> [pause] You're not looking. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif"> Fine, if you're not afraid of an unarmed Haitian immigrant-- [cop dashes off] Well whadya know, it worked. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"><P>Greg, man with <I>way</I> too much time on his hands<P>------------------
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[CoWriter]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maccabee:
<B>I really want to play in an anime RPG some day. I've even got a character concept -- an underaged lesbian nymphomaniac martial artist named "Stock Character 32-B." She giggles! She punches! She makes inappropriate remarks and giggles some more! Available everywhere! Now in special American "she's my cousin" version!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Not as funny as the big gay bartending troll that could be in Shadowrun. He'd be accompanied by the lesbian orc waitress, the lecher dwarf shaman with the cameras in the bathroom...<P>Anyway, I'm all for anime RPGs. <I>Big Eyes, Small Mouth</I>, especially in its second edition incarnation, is as good as pre-sliced bread. Really. No, I get no inspiration from it.<P>------------------
BJ Cooper, Co-Writer of ConScrew
<A HREF="mailto:yellatwriter@excite.com">yellatwriter@excite.com</A>

[Maccabee]

<B>GEORGE ALEC EFFINGER FOUNDS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION!!</B><P>I played a gay physical adept once. The original character concept wasn't very good, but I'd just read one of Effinger's "Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson" stories, and I mentioned her tagline ("Don't call me Muffy!") so naturally everyone started calling my physical adept that.<P>I came up with a magical GLBT society called "Triangle" for him to initiate into, and gave it some political goals. It was a legally recognized policlub in UCAS and California, and considered a terrorist organization in CAS and Aztlan so we had some more adventure hooks.<P>When I started running a new game I used Muffy as an NPC. I had a lot of new players doing magical characters, and of course they wanted to initiate and asked Muffy if he could get them in. I told them that Triangle was for gays only, so naturally every mage, shaman and physical adept in the party came out of the closet then and there. I made it clear that they couldn't just say they were gay for munchkining purposes, and they did a pretty good job all-told. And of course watching a bunch of teenaged girls pretending to be lesbians has nothing to do with my approval of their role-playing ability. I'd actually expected most of them to back off and play their characters straight.<P>This has been another edition of "Gamer Stories That Will Never Appear in <I>Knights of the Dinner Table</I>, brought to you by Maccabee, the good people at FASA, and their corporate drone masters in the Microsoft Corporation.<P>------------------
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