I was thinking to myself, what sort of topic would be most evocative for replies. my mind was ticking away, and i guess i must have digested enough methane gas in that time that my body decided it was time to expel some, and not in a surreptious way either. <P>there is just too much to say about farts one can go on for hours. like, i think we should all work out a way to endorse billy connolly's idea to make farts sound like the person they come from. and even perhaps say that persons name. that way no one could try and deny whose fart it was. for instance: mine would say "ryadan" and it would be in my own voice. to add more amusement to the act, maybe the voice could somehow reflect the magnitude of the flatulence. I could BOOM "RYADAN!!!" or i could squeak it. <P>now, i read somewhere that farts can be seen similar to breath on a cold frosty day. imagine that. you are walking behind this little old lady and this massive sillhouette of a condensation dragon escapes from the ladies woolen undies. you'd want to be wary of that little old lady. <P>did you know that if you were in space and you farted, you could actually propel yourself forward. brings a whole new meaning to the term "rocket fuel." apparently since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart we could just fly around in space with an endless supply of fuel. that is, if you don't explode first. because we all know that without atmospheric pressure and gravity our bodies just want to go and fill evey area of space. <P>god, i sound like some old granny telling you all the facts of flatulence maybe hoping that you will use it only as a scientific experiment. NAH, play the FART GAME!!!!!<P>so tell me kiddies, what do you think is the best position for farting? <P>did you know that termites fart the most and that fact is tenderly connected to global warming.