Dancing Cow, Horny Worshippers

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Laoch Paladin
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Post by Laoch Paladin »

DAMN YOU NEMESIS!! I <I>SHALL</I> undo your most foul curse which is on my poor lionine creature!!<P>He's growing bad posture... and also has begun eating people for which I beat him.. repeatedly. Which makes him eat more people.. which makes me throw rocks at him and fireball extremes...<P>------------------
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Jia
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Oh yeah kids are just that way. You gotta beat em and set em on fire til they learn. *Scratches belly*

Laoch Paladin
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I bet fire would make this stupid state warmer.<P>------------------
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Pikacheney!
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hehe i remember the first time paul played he fattened his up it got so fat the damned cow couldn't walk faster than a villager.. it was funny

Laoch Paladin
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My lion is now as small as a villager... even though I blew up the tibetan wonder with about seven fireball extremes. Guess I have to take over the village too... figures its JUST on the edge of my influence range... and deep within the stupid yellow guy's.<P>------------------
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Paul
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Post by Paul »

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY COW DAVID. god damn. i'll have you know i got him on jenny craig and he's lost o FOUR AND A HALF POUNDS. I still hit him a lot for eating SABLE THE FUCKING CREATURE TRAINER!!!!!

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