Dancing Cow, Horny Worshippers

Laoch Paladin · Post by **Laoch Paladin** » Mon May 14, 2001 5:40 am

DAMN YOU NEMESIS!! I SHALL undo your most foul curse which is on my poor lionine creature!!He's growing bad posture... and also has begun eating people for which I beat him.. repeatedly. Which makes him eat more people.. which makes me throw rocks at him and fireball extremes...------------------
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Jia · Post by **Jia** » Tue May 15, 2001 12:45 am

Oh yeah kids are just that way. You gotta beat em and set em on fire til they learn. *Scratches belly*

Laoch Paladin · Post by **Laoch Paladin** » Wed May 16, 2001 12:24 am

I bet fire would make this stupid state warmer.------------------
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Pikacheney! · Post by **Pikacheney!** » Thu May 17, 2001 5:28 am

hehe i remember the first time paul played he fattened his up it got so fat the damned cow couldn't walk faster than a villager.. it was funny

Laoch Paladin · Post by **Laoch Paladin** » Fri May 18, 2001 7:24 am

My lion is now as small as a villager... even though I blew up the tibetan wonder with about seven fireball extremes. Guess I have to take over the village too... figures its JUST on the edge of my influence range... and deep within the stupid yellow guy's.------------------
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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon May 21, 2001 8:36 am

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY COW DAVID. god damn. i'll have you know i got him on jenny craig and he's lost o FOUR AND A HALF POUNDS. I still hit him a lot for eating SABLE THE FUCKING CREATURE TRAINER!!!!!