And the internet is down AGAIN! Holy hell, are they purposely trying to drive me friggin' nuts!?<P>Okay, I feel a little better now...no, wait, not really. At least the phone lines work this time, sorta...I can't run IE at the same time as AIM or AOL or the FTP or...anything at the same time, actually. I considered bombing the basement, but I figured that rather than punishing the construction guys, that would merely destroy the phone lines as well.

So I gave it up.<P>Okay, I wasn't really considering that...at least, not seriously...but I have been wishing it would explode on its own.<P>Anyway, I've been watching the history channel for the past three days and nothing good is on tonight, so the damn internet better be back up, because if it's not, I'm going to...I dunno...go get a contact high on the stairwell and laugh at my strawberries or something. <P>Okay, I'm done ranting, I promise. If you don't see me for a couple days, expect an even longer, more boring one when I return. Thanks for listening...or reading...or whatever.<P><P>------------------
Katana, the self-appointed Bartender of the Boards<P><A HREF="
http://hellspipeline.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Hell's Pipeline</A>: the comic strip
<A HREF="
http://www.pipelinetohell.com" TARGET=_blank>pipeline</A>: a shameless plug...yes, I said shameless...just like me <P>Every forum should have a damn skippy thread. Now go! Propagate damn skippiness around the globe! Mwahahahahaha!