Yep, I've met someone who is the diametric opposite of Otan. For this guy, nothing ever goes wrong, breaks down, is destroyed, etc, unless it's TO HIS ADVANTAGE.
Never had a cavity, never caught a cold, never been injured (and he used to ride skateboards).
He got DSL, and it runs 5 times faster than it's supposed to. He rarely loses contests..and then only because it's stuff that he doesn't really need.
People seek him out without knowing it...and he gains valuable contacts in all walks of life, including Hollywood.
Goes to see Jay Leno, showing up at last minute, and gets front row seats..meeting Leno as well. If I tried that I'd be up in Nosebleed Row if I got in at all.
I sometimes wonder if we were to come into contact, we'd mutually annihilate
Gotta hate people like that, right Kev?