Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2001 10:42 am
I were walking down street yesterday. Suddenly pain in leg. Look down I see angry radioactive dog. Dog have thirteen leg..<P>Thirteen leg dog refused to pay for Bolivian back-rub from two-foot tall Albanian. Dog kill Albanian. Albanian are being my father. I challenge thirteen leg dog. He kick my ass, and cut off nose.<P>For twenty year I train. Train specially for fighting thriteen leg dog. Pretty hard finding that kind teacher, but did it. I seek dog now, help me find.<P>When thirteen leg dog I meet, say I:<P>Thirteen leg dog, you not pay for back-rub, kill father, and bite leg. Prepare to die.<P>Then father, master Albanian giver of Bolivian backrubs, spirit be in peace.<P>------------------
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but at least he didn
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but at least he didn