Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean..<P>Isn't awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
it's divine to own a dick,
from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in a sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't..come..back<P>Thank you thankyou..